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26 M Calgary, Alberta, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:46pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Hi im Jesse, I was a student at the u of a getting my(largely useless) degree in science psychology. However I can read minds though now. Currently I'm am going to sait this year for power engineering so if you are we could hang out on campus so I don't have to eat lunch alone :/.

As for talents Ive been playing guitar for 10+ years and am pretty good at it now haha, i was in a band with a record deal and toured Canada and the states for 2 years! I also have a ten inch...... Handspan.

I love all music except some dubstep and country. Im a nerd for sure I play video games, love fantasy stuff and am a TV/movie/trivia guy :). Bonus points if you play Dota 2 :P.

I LOVE hockey and most sports but mainly hockey. I'm obsessed with stats and hockey pools. Don't worry I do have other things in my life but I will be checking hockey scores a lot if it's regular season. Go caps! Even though we are terrible. Ovechkin is where the name comes from. Real name is Jesse Martin. Boring I know. At I don't make you pronounce it the French way around me. MAR-TANNNN.

Ill play any sport I love being outside for hockey or tennis or whatever. I do burn instantly like a vampire since I'm prettttttty pale and I'm a garbage swimmer though so don't expect me to do laps in the ocean. You may need to watch over me like a life guard.

Anyway, Im looking for a cute smart girl. Or a busty Asian to feed me. Or a surfboard amazon ginger. Who knows! Girl being the most important part here. I am incredibly attracted to nice teeth. So if you have then I'll be smitten and want to lick them.

Please laugh at my jokes or I will feel insecure and write about it in my diary later.

Either way looking forward to meeting some new people! Feel free to message me anytime. :)
What I’m doing with my life
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Schooooooool forever then work forever. Planning elaborate movie scenes in my head or dancing in my room.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Guitar, trivia, hockey, board games, being an Aquarius, making people laugh, drowning, hockey pools and being single.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes and hair I guess maybe my sweet stubble. Or more accurate I'm staring at your bum.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Catch 22, 1984 sooo many good books, Love lots of music, Futurama, Scrubs game of thrones. Pasta omg just pasta everyday. I would extrapolate but this box would be just be a wall of text. If I've heard of if I will probably like it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet, cereal, haters/friends, video games, phone and my parents/brother.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Winning the lottery, girl parts, and the future or the past. Mainly what you'd look like in yoga pants.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching movies or playing video games or hanging with friends hiking to mordor anything really.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love pop music and cuddling. That being said I settle my vendettas with AK's and berettas.
You should message me if
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You own/wear a lot of yoga pants. You are rich and cook an amazing tortellini or pasta. You want hugs. You don't hate facial hair. Or because you want to :).