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32 Halethorpe, MD Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:10pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 3" (1.60m)
Body Type
Average build
Christianity but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
Has dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like art, music, football, wheat beer and interesting/kind people.

It's next to impossible for me to visit IKEA or Home Depot without purchasing a plant or 4. I should point out that while most of my houseplants enjoy long, healthy lives, I am a serial orchid killer. I absolutely love lilies. Roses are played out.

I'm a sucker for motown and artsy fartsy piano playing singer-songwriters. I love talking and sharing music w/ people. I believe the mix tape is a lost art.

I have seen Braveheart more times than I care to count.

I spoil the hell out of my dog then wonder why he doesn't listen to me. He's adopted, so I feel its necessary. I have the step-parent guilties.

I'd secretly like to quit my big-girl job and restore furniture/become a photographer extraordinaire/foster pound puppies/backpack across the globe. I've been to Greece, Spain, Morocco, India, Costa Rica, Ireland, the Netherlands, the Czech Republic, Germany, and Denmark. On a related note, I'd love to move to some strange/remote/exotic country, but my close-knit family and group of friends keep me here in good old MD. Maybe one day..

For me, the most attractive qualities in a man are confidence, intelligence, and a good sense of humor. And, you're well-traveled.. or would like to be. Also a plus: a firm grasp on the proper usage of their, they're, and there. I guess I'm just looking for someone to have fun with more than anything else. Happy hunting :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
CPA'ing it up. And no, I won't do your taxes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playlist making. Though I'm not sure how to turn that into a money-making skill.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:, Pride and Prejudice, Freakonomics (nearly majored in Econ in college so I found it really interesting), Black House by Stephen King, The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho

Movies: Braveheart, Zombieland, 500 Days of Summer, Gone Baby Gone, Superbad (if you can quote the line-o-rama in the DVD extras, we might be soulmates), Tombstone, the old black and white version of Pride and Prejudice

Shows: Scrubs, Sons of Anarchy, Walking Dead, American Horror Story, Game of Thrones

Music: Weezer, Fiona Apple, Regina Spektor, Tori Amos, Ray Lamontagne, Tom Odell, Mariachi El Bronx, Linus Young, Haim, Phoenix, Hozier, Vampire Weekend, Hush Sound, Cold War Kids, Frente!, Sam Cooke, Otis Redding, The Heavy, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Queen, Zeppelin, The Beatles (kinda goes without saying, right?) I'll give anything a chance though.

Food: I try and keep it healthy as much as I can these days. I make a lot of fruit and veggie smoothies at home for breakfast/lunch. Mac and cheese is my kryptonite.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Spotify
2. Hummus
3. My passport
4. Football (Ravens please)
5. A camera
6. Funny people
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I want to travel to next, potential home improvement projects, the Oxford comma, the impending zombie apocalypse.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I own a PS4, PS3, and an Xbox one. Assume what you will.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can make me laugh.

You have some semblance of a moral compass.

You would be down w/ visiting South Africa with me. Or Argentina. Or.. Anywhere. Anywhere works too.

You have something to say besides 'hey, how are you?'.

You have at a container of Sabra hummus in your fridge right now.

You are nice to your mom.

Or, you've traveled outside of the country and have fun/interesting/harrowing stories to share.