I’m the nicest mean girl you’ll ever meet. I believe everyone should get to wear a tiara at some point. I'll go too far for a good joke. Monkeys are my favorite animals, giraffes are second. It takes a lot to offend me, but don't mess with my friends or family. Disney’s Sleeping Beauty is my favorite movie.I love doing anything outdoors. I wish I had a twin. I am a snob when it comes to coffeeI prefer to write, rather than type. I cannot spend a lot of time with any one person without getting completely irritated... even if they are doing nothing irritating. I don’t pay attention very well, which gets me in lots of trouble. I wish on stars and 4th of July is my favorite holiday. I want to find the Han Solo to my Princess Leia. I have theme songs for my cats and dog. I sleep when I’m bored. I can spin straw into gold. I say I’m spontaneous, but I am more a creature of habit. In some circumstances I’m really shy. I like beer and very dirty martinis. I am happy 98% of the time, but that 2%... I like peacock feathers. A nun once told me I was going to hell.

I finally landed my dream job in veterinary ophthalmology!!! I love what I do and I'm good at it!

*Daydreaming
*Playing Rock Band
*Fixing eyeballs
*Wearing my seatbelt
*Wearing red shoes
*Making up my own words to songs

I'd like to think it's my naturally curly red hair or my height. Perhaps, my blue green eyes... I'm willing to be it's my sense of humor!

Music : Bloodhound Gang * Alive in Chains * Tenacious D * Dropkick Murphys * MC Chris * Kansas * David Allen Coe * Jack Off Jill * Lily Allen * Mazzy Star * Mr. Bungle * Tool * Sublime * Cowboy Junkies* ECT....

Movies: Anything by Kevin Smith, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Mel Brooks, Broken Lizard or Monte Python. Just about any Zombie flick is just great in my book!!! Also, Paris, je t'aime, The Dark Crystal, Stand By Me, Princess Bride, Star Trek, The Goonies, Indiana Jones...

Food: I'm not even a little bit picky! Thai, Italian, Mexican, Wendy's...

Other stuff I like: Anthropology * Archeology * Art and Photography * Astrology * Psychic stuff * Skepticism * Beer * Caffeinated Beverages * Catastrophism * Mythology and Legends * Musical Theater * Reading * Science * Traveling * UFOs * Virtual stamp collecting * Volcanoes and Earthquakes * Wine

Caffeinated Beverages
Pittsburgh Sports Teams
Lists of 6 things
Vodka
Cellular Phones
Tonic Water

Why...
I only drink juice when it comes in a box?

Religion is natural?

Dragons aren't real?

Weathermen lie?

The grass is always greener?

I have the "I'm on a boat" song stuck in my head?

February only has 28 days?

I dream about people I've not seen/thought of in a million years?

I can't time travel?

Human-caused global warming is not a fact, yet people think it is?

They changed the original 5 flavors in Lifesavers?

Some people are Vegan?

I don't have an epiphany toilet?

Plants make caffeine?

I laugh at things that in no way should be funny?

Traffic makes me angry?

I can't look at the word Nestle without singing the song?

The placebo effect works?

ECT...

If I am on call, which isn't to often, then I'm very low key. I have to stay close to work

If I'm off work I can be found anywhere from the Cultural District to a Pens game to a dive bar watching a live band... it's all fair!!!

I think "Your Mom" jokes are funny.

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