Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here's the deal.
My name is Jess, and I was originally on Okcupid back in the day,
when it was super cool to have your full name as your user name
(not sure if it was cool, or I was just really lame).
Unfortunately, Ok won't let me change it to something badass
"F-Things-Up-All-Day-And-Night76" or I'd be rolling in gentlemen
callers right now. Instead I'm that lame girl drinking wine in her
profile picture, it doesn't help that my user name makes me sound
about as cool as a soccer mom on a jetski. So I'm going to use this
writing space to really knock your socks off (Hopefully you've
decided to wear those cheapo pair from target, and not the adorable
pink argyle ones you got in your stocking this year).
I am your definition of a social butterfly. If trees could talk, I
would talk to trees.
I believe networking is the key to success (both in business life,
romantically, and socially) and so I always aim to get out there to
meet as many people as possible. People always say that they're not
afraid to go after what they want, but I mean it. If I want it,
it's as good as mine.
The most important thing about me is my sense of humor, I spend
most of my days laughing. I love telling jokes, stories, and just
entertaining people in general. I would love to tell you the story
of the time I out ran a cop (If you care to hear it), or about my
first frat party. If you can make me laugh, that's a plus.
I love theatre, sports (I love hockey-GO CAPS!), Concerts (Rock or
rap), and experiencing new things. I love all things vintage. I
love Monroe, and I aspire to be like her in style and in confidence
(But minus all those disorders she had.). and I love travel, and I
get paid to do it. I love swing dancing. And know a place with
lessons and a Swing dance club afterwards! Most importantly, I love
using the phrase "I love", as shown by the past paragraph.
Feel free to snoop around my profile and send me an email.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have the privilege of working for Disney Cruise Lines doing
entertainment onboard one of their ships. This, of course, means
that I'm gone for work for months each contract, and therefore I'm
not looking for any long term relationships. Also, because I get
this question a lot, I am not a juggler.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, Public speaking, Dressing myself each and
every morning, smiling, coming up with songs on the fly, running,
and burning bake-at-home pizzas.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My voice. It's very unique. Not in a Will-and-Grace-Karen sort of
unique, more like Tour-Guide-Barbie-at-the-end-of-Toy-Story-3
Unique. (For Reference http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toFm4CkDaUE
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite books are comics. I'm currently into the Saga series
and the kick ass series. Kick ass has been turned into movies,
which I quite like, and saga is a new aged romeo and Juliet of a
different alien universe. Both I highly recommend. But I also like
books like the hitchhiker's guide and the Hunger Games. I'm not a
huge reader, and I tend to stick to picture books.
My favorite movie is the Grinch that stole Christmas (the Jim
Carrey one)(Don't ask why, I don't know), and, even though I've had
to seen it a couple dozen times for work, I really enjoy Frozen. I
like most movies I see, though.
Television-wise, I enjoy almost everything. I like the shitty
reality television, but I also love sci-fi shows like Doctor Who,
and comedy shows like Arrested Development. I also adored American
Horror Story, but I haven't seen all of Coven yet, so don't ruin it
My favorite music is Mellow and relaxing, Jacks Manniquin, Rob
Thomas, Matchbox 20, Jack Johnson, Jason Mraz and Michael Bubble
top the list. But I also adore rap, Hip hop, and R &B. I love
early decade music as well as modern (I love listening to new
music). I also love old classics like "come fly with me" and so
My favorite food is Sushi. Hands down. but I won't refuse classics
like chicken fingers or burgers. I'm not too adventurous with food,
the most daring thing I've ever had was snail and that wasn't too
good so I've shyed away from extreme foods.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My sister. My job. My alarm clock. My running shoes. The Oxford
Comma. My heated Blanket. A Towel (If you get that, then you
absolutely must message me)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Weddings. Don't worry, not my own. But I definitely enjoy the sappy
wedding shoes on TV.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm out! Eating sushi, dancing with friends, playing board games. I
rarely sit inside, or go without seeing people, especially on the
You should message me if
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