Jessie_Linoleum
35 Medford, MA
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My self-summary
I am an inaction hero. I am a mild tropical depression in a teacup. I am Batman. I have a tendency to exaggerate.

I am friendly, good-natured, and I've often been categorized as "weird" (which is a good thing, I think). I love meeting new people (in person or in text). I like parenthesis. I attempt to be funny (is it working?) I want to be a hero, but I am easily intimidated.

I want to write a screenplay or a play-play, but I'm looking for inspiration. I like experimental/avant garde theater, which means I like making everyone uncomfortable and confused for 2 hours. (That'll be $15 please!)

I tend to be flaky and scattered but I make up for that by disliking seafood.
What I’m doing with my life
I just finished a postgraduate programme in theatre studies at the University of Dundee in Scotland, and now I must figure out what to do with my life. Also, I make a mean slice of toast. It's legendary on the toast circuits.
I’m really good at
I am learning to be good at directing. I AM good at singing, though I lack discipline. I am not especially good at running, but I do it anyway. I am terrible at Ultimate Frisbee, but I play on a club or a hat team three seasons out of the year. I am truly excellent at drinking (craft) beer.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height. My smile.
That I just spent $20 on a juke box. My razor sharp ambiguity.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
(I read a lot of fiction and my favorites often rotate)
- The Vorkosigan Saga
- Infinite Jest
- Lord of the Rings
- Distant Star
- The Shadow of the Wind
- Possession
- Thursday Next Series

Movies:
- Amelie
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
- Lord of the Rings
- Shaun of the Dead
- Stranger Than Fiction

Television:
- Fringe
- Castle
- Veronica Mars
- Doctor Who
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer
- Battlestar Galactica

Music:
(I love most Punk and Rock. A lot.)
- Flogging Molly
- The Beatles
- Rancid
- Led Zeppelin
- The Clash
- The Dresden Dolls
- The Who
- Against Me!

Food:
- Indian
- Mexican
- Beer
The six things I could never do without
A theater or creative project
My bike - it's shiny and new (to me)!
My Macbook - it's less shiny and not new at all.
My toaster - Mozart needed a piano.
My cat - I like having her around.
The music - It's in me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Really deep things... like the ocean, chasms, fjords, and purple.
On a typical Friday night I am
Falling asleep by 9pm... let's change that, shall we?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I... am American?
You should message me if
You're geeky but not too geeky.
You're funny but not too funny.
You're handsome but not too handsome.
You're classy but not too classy.
You have a karaoke machine and understanding neighbors.
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