I'm the green fairy! Ha not really my name is Jessica. I'm very opinionated I don't disrespect peoples beliefs but if you tell me yours I'll tell you mine. I'm going to be upfront I'm Atheist love it and I'll love yours. I'm pretty tame for the most part, I don't bite...hard at least so you'll survive. I change my hair color constantly. I'm obsessed with lips, and eyes. I love the smell of lilacs, I love tattoos, and piercings i have quite a few myself. For tattoos I have a chest piece that is two roses connected by a heart and wire, and a half sleeve based off of greek mythology with Athena the Goddess of war and wisdom, and Aphrodite Goddess of lust and love, a phoenix on my right foot, capricorn symbol behind my ear, and the deathly hallow on my left wrist. If I offend you that was not my intent but I'm not going to cry over it. I'm obsessed with the classics such as movies and music. I'm a plus sized girl that's gorgeous darling. Oh and I love to hike Gatlinburg, Tennessee is my favorite place to camp and go hiking. I have a serious fear of body hair, body odor, bad breath and teeth. You'll never see me without my phone in hand or ipod. I'm a pretty chill person so that's always a plus. I love movies I get intense while watching a movie. I hate people that force things on you. I always stand up for those that can't stand up for themselves even if the consequences will be bad for me. My family and friends are very important to me. I love animals and sadly children, but don't tell anyone! I will gladly take a hit for either of the two. I punch like a man, swear like a sailor, and I can't seem to change that. I can be immature sometimes but not the annoying immaturity that people can't tolerate. I hate "scene kids" I respect that they want to be different and unique but they are starting to look the same, love their music hate their style. I'm in love with the fashion from the 30's-50's i feel as if the women, and men from my generation lack the morals, class and sophistication that they had then. I'm honest to a fault sometimes too much so. I still love to watch cartoons. I miss the ones from my childhood like Ren and Stimpy, Doug, Thunder cats, Smurfs, Rocko's Modern Life, those were the best things ever. I miss Xena but i have seasons 1-5 on dvd so that's not too sad. I love Nintendo, Super Nintendo, N64, Sega Genesis games those will forever be my favorites. Oh and the original Pokemon only had 152 fuck the shit from today. My biggest pet peeves would have to be the "street lingo" that kids use nowadays like "noii" for "now" or "boii" for "boy" or "dat and da" for "that and the" what the fuck is wrong with you? Do you have Torrets? How hard is it to type out two more letters to seem a little bit smarter ? I hate people that try too hard. It's pretty hard to piss me off but when you do look out. I love big foot yeti's, sasquatch, anything related to that makes my day. I love love love Harry Potter if you don't then you probably shouldn't say so. If you live in Ohio and you own a confederate flag keep stepping I have no interest. If you like ICP you can "whoop, whoop" your way off my profile. If you're a homophobe, or some crazy religious nutjob that wants to "pray the gay away" keep on truckin' this is not the femal for you. I'm a sucker for a for a deep voice, or (best combo ever) a deep voice with an accent, that's actually where my obsession with Alan Rickman, Helena bohnam Carter, and Jeremy Irons I especially love Scar from lion king! Best evil villain ever. Beast is my favorite from Beauty and the Beast I hate the prince he turns into I prefer him as the hairy, burly, growly manbearpig. You've been warned enter at your own risk

In school full time and working. I have very little free time ad i'm ok with it

Hmmmm saying inappropriate things. I make jokes about lots of things: the holocaust (nazis, and jew jokes), rape, abortion, gay marriage, religion, anything that's not politically correct. If you're too sensitive you won't like me

How nerdy I am. I get excited over the smallest things which amuses people.

Quite a list let's start with books first: Harry Potter, anything by Erica Spindler, Diana Palmer (lame i know), Patricia Briggs, Anne Bishop, Catherine Anderson, Tess Gerritsen, Dean Koontz, Anything that intrigues me basically.

Movies: Any Disney movie! My favorites are Hunchback of Notre Dame, Pocahantes, Hercules, Tarzan, Mulan, Robin Hood, Sleeping Beauty, Little Mermaid, Aristocats, 101 Dalmations, and soooo many more to choose from, I spit on your grave (the original,) last house on the left (original) Arsenic and Old Lace, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, His Girl Friday, Bus Stop, Little Shop of Horrors (both films), Feast 1&2, Chicago, Moulin Rouge, D9, The Collector, The Saw saga, It's Alive, Evil Dead Trilogy, Phantom of the Opera, Pandorum, Dear Frankie, any Zombie movie out there! Repo Genetic Opera, Alphabet Killer, Waiting, Descent, P.S. I Love You, Drop Dead Fred, Alien 1-4, Phantasm, Hush Hush sweet Charlotte, Mommy Dearest, Mars Attacks, Sleepy Hollow, Any Cary Grant Movie, any Bette Davis movie, Knight's Tale, Sorrority Row, Captivity, Grizzly Rage, Law Abiding Citizen, Wuthering Heights, Ernest scared stupid, anything by Tim Burton, Tucker and Dale vs evil, The borrowers, The burrowers, Cinderella (with brandi and whitney houston), Wrong Turn, Doubt, The Halloween Tree, Zoolander, Land of the Lost, almost any Will Ferrell movie. The list goes on and on and on

Music: Otep, Dolly Parton, Kerli, Mindless Self Indulgence, Seether, Nightwish, The Ting Tings, Duffy, Uffy, Roisin Murphy, The Shangri-Las, The Coasters, The Jayennets, The chiffons, Owl City, Motion City Soundtrack, Thrice, Blue October, Rob Zombie, AFI (before they became all emo,) My chemical romance (before black parade,) Ace of Base, Spice Girls (don't judge,) Evanescence, Slipknot, Panic at the Disco, Five Finger Death Punch, Basically anything that I that I think sounds good

TV shows: Sherlock, firefly, I shouldn't be Alive, hoarders, dinosaurs, and 1,000 ways to die

The thin string that's holding my sanity together, Movies, Toothpaste/brush, music, friends, breathing

My life, vikings, how society sucks, greek mythology, random facts, wondering how Marilyn Monroe was in the sack, what movie to watch when i get home, how people get that weird ompa loompa tan they rock, pros and cons of being a lesbian, why gay marriage is still illegal. I don't get it! Why is it a big deal?

Working, then out with friends having a grand ol' time living which means at home snuggled up on a couch watching some god awful B movie (which are my favorites! Don't knock it)

I'm afraid of clowns its not that they are scary but I can't tell what they are feeling, I hate the sound/sight of bone breaking, I'm the person that's paranoid when you hug them. I still rock out to disney tunes in my car. I hated Titanic. Backstreet boys are way better the n'sync, and I still know all of their songs by heart because I'm that fantastical. I'm Pro choice, deal with it. I have a deep irrational hate for Al Sharpton, and Jessie Jackson. Oh and if you smack your lips around me when you're eating I will be extremely annoyed and hate you.

You want to be friends or you have a good quote I love quotes! Especially ones about sex, Atheism, anger, hate, pro-choice, and love if I reply to a message you sent that's a good sign, don't get mad if I don't reply after a while it's because I'm not on here every day even though I'm always logged on.