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Jester1679

23 M Lexington, KY

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Hospitality
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hello, my name is Josh. I'm not what you'd expect. Sorry I just had to start real cliche just so i could mock it. Wtf does, "I'm not what you'd expect." mean? Sorry I've read 2 lines in your profile. My expectation is non-existent. It's some horrible way for you to sound real deep and mysterious while just trying to tell someone hey I'm fucking crazy. I'm opinionated. Probably more so than I deserve to be. I don't believe in staying the same. I don't believe in not growing past the bullshit. Most my friends and the people in my life are stuck on the same shit they were 5 years ago. I'm kind of between semesters right now with school. I'm thinking I'm going back to go through law school where i won't pursue the dream of being a lawyer but a lobbyist. We shall see. I work in a bar downtown serving drinks. I've never had more fun at work. People are absolutely the most entertaining thing to watch downtown. I also am a cashier at a market downtown. Which also still yet leaves me with so many interesting stories. I'm a minimalist. I don't need very many things to make me happy. I love to walk. I love to have intense intellectual discussions about complex theories. I love life for sure. Though I can't imagine what it would be like without it so. SUSHI is my shit. I'm pretty ADD. While I'm on here I often find myself wondering what caliber of person would choose the used up line in body type. I've yet to see it. First for everything though. I don't like deception or lying. I'm pretty fucking awesome and fun.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying no to fuck it up for future Josh. Future Josh will probably appreciate it.
I’m really good at
making light of terrible situations/ making terrible situations really awkward as well
finding the bright side to literally anything.
The first things people usually notice about me
Personality: Most people say it's hard to tell if I"m kidding or not.
Physically: Smile
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm not good with favorites.
Books: Harry Potter, LoTR, A separate piece, and Big Brain
Movies: Memento, Lonestar State of Mind, Blues Brothers, The Legend of Bagger Vance, The Hurricane, and a lot more.
Shows: Family Guy, American Dad, Suits, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, How I Met Your Mother, Game of Thrones, Defiance, PYRAMID CODE, and Doctor Who.
Music: Pearl Jam, The XX, Matt and Kim, Foster the People, Tom Petty, Wiz Khalifa, Valencia, Pink Floyd, Man O' War, MGMT, Bob Dylan, Candlebox, and a lot more.
Food: Mexican, Hibachi, Sushi, and seafood in general.
Comedians: Mitch Hedberg, Daniel Tosh, Jim Gaffigan, Demetri Martin, Aziz Ansari, Chris Rock, Richard Prior, Zack Galifianackis, Andy Kaufman, Jay Mohr, Louis C.K..
My favorites change a lot.
The six things I could never do without
1. The Sun (creator of life)
2. My Family
3. My Friends
4. Music
5. Stand-up Comedy
6. Pool
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I'm doing...... I know that's crazy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Meeting new people and selling drinks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that I don't like sharing private thoughts over the internet.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
1. You think you can interest me.
STOP!!!! You SHOULDN'T message me if...
1. You think that I'm the cure to your problems. I'm not.No one but you is.
2. You don't like stand-up
3. You think that 90's music would have been better off not existing.
4. You think that dating someone who works in a bar would be cool because then I could get your underage friends in.