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JesterMephist

36 M Bakersfield, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 26, 2012
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Rather not say
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am empathetic, inquisitive, and sophomoric

The self-summary that I used to have up here wasn't quite me anymore and I have no idea what else to write here. I'll have to get back to this.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know. When I had giant sideburns or a mohawk, I could have said for sure. People might notice my weight, something I'm wearing, that I talk a lot, or something else.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
SOME GENRES/PUBLISHERS/PERIODICALS I READ: classic sci-fi, classic fantasy, the paranormal and the unexplained, circus and sideshow history and culture, the strange and unusual, psychology, mental illness and it's treatment through history, classic literature, modern classics, classic horror, art, artists, cyberpunk, subcultures, the beat poets, the punk movement, the yippies, motorcycle gangs, santeria, spiritualism, shamans, shamanism, animism, the occult, all philosophy, all theology, all mythology and folklore, criminal profiling, prisons and prison culture, conspiracy theories, ghost stories, urban legends, zoology, entomology, secret societies, independent comic books, graphic novels, cults, history, piracy, freemasonry, war from the view of veterans, the vietnam conflict, sociology, magic/magick, true crime, black ops, cultural anthropology, organized crime, the plague and other epidemics, the great depression, the Salem witch trials, ancient civilizations, voodoo, the Inquisition, history and implements of torture, cryptozoology, subgenius, Roanoke, political theory, theoretical politics, biographies, Slave Labor Graphics, Paradox Press, Last Gasp, Kitchen Sink Press, Fantagraphics, Paladin Press, RE/SEARCH, The Weekly World News, Fortean Times, Juxtapoz, Bizarre, National Geographic, Bloom County/Outland, The Far Side, Zippy The Pinhead, arcologies, encyclopedias, dictionaries, slang dictionaries, catalogs, phonebooks, etc..

SOME AUTHORS I ENJOY: Kurt Vonnegut, Edgar Allan Poe, Shel Silverstein, H.P. Lovecraft, Mark Twain, William S Burroughs, Sylvia Plath, Allen Ginsberg, Ambrose Bierce, Robert E Howard, Oscar Wilde, Carlos Castaneda, Dr Seuss, Jack Kerouac, John Douglas, Abbie Hoffman, Hunter S Thompson, Robert A Heinlein, Franz Kafka, Robert Anton Wilson, Rudyard Kipling, H.G. Wells, Clive Barker, L Frank Baum, Jerry Rubin, Charles Hoy Fort, Aldous Huxley, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Richard Brautigan, Douglas Adams, Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe, Ray Bradbury,

SOME BOOKS/STORIES I DIG: Catch 22, Stranger In A Strange Land, Brave New World, The Things They Carried, The Divine Comedy, Where The Sidewalk Ends, 1984, Logans Run, Mrs Frisby And The Rats Of NIMH, Steal This Book, On The Road, Naked Lunch, On Beyond Zebra, Catcher In The Rye, The Outsiders, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, Slaughterhouse Five, The Devil's Dictionary, The Bell Jar, The Late, Great Dick Hart, The True History Of The Elephant Man, Something Wicked This Way Comes, The Most Dangerous Game, The Man Who Tasted Shapes, Starship Troopers, Metamorphosis, The Secret Art Of Dr Seuss, Book Of The Damned, The Tick, A Clockwork Orange, Do It!, The Hobbit, The Increasingly Inappropriately Named Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy Trilogy, The Book Of The Subgenius, Welcome To The Monkey House, On a Pale Horse, Mindhunter, A Brief History Of Time, Principia Discordia, The Picture Of Dorian Gray, The Teachings of don Juan: A Yaqui Way of Knowledge, The Illuminatus Trilogy/Illuminatus!, The Oz series, Breakfast Of Champions, early XANTH novels, John DeChancie's Castle Perilous series,

SOME FILM GENRES I LIKE: cult classic, classic, b-movies, horror, hong kong, silent films, post apocalyptic, mysteries, science fiction, biographical, comedy, thriller, crime, supernatural, cyberpunk, parody, kung fu, zombies, bizarre, film noir, foreign, spaghetti westerns, utter crap, fantasy, hot-rod movies, biker movies, Bollywood, documentaries, mockumentaries, superhero movies, blaxploitation, short films, REAL independent movies, movies with cool robots, monsters, or aliens, serials, anything psychotronic, silent movies,

SOME DIRECTORS I FOLLOW: Terry Gilliam, David Cronenberg, Alan Smithee, John Waters, Peter Jackson, Ed Wood, John Carpenter, Alfred Hitchcock, David Fincher, Jim Jarmusch, David Lynch, Akira Kurosawa, Trey Parker, Terry Jones, Sam Raimi, Wes Anderson, Christopher Guest, Kevin Smith, Broken Lizard, Tim Burton, M Night Shyamalan, Joel & Ethan Coen,

SOME MOVIES I WATCH: Suburbia (NOT SubUrbia with giovanni ribisi), City Of Lost Children, Metropolis, Forbidden Planet, Boondock Saints, Dr Strangelove, The Beat Generation, Freaks, Hedwig And The Angry Inch, Shakes The Clown, SLC Punk, Fight Club, Zero Effect, Ed Wood, Pump Up The Volume, Eraserhead, The Elephant Man, Meet The Feebles, Dagon, Evil Dead 2, Six String Samurai, The Outsiders, Master Of The Flying Guillotine, The Thing, The Calamari Wrestler, The Brood, Sin City, American History X, The Road to Wellville, The Professional, Scanners, I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, True Stories, Grosse Point Blank, Blues Brothers, The Hidden, Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama, Big Trouble In Little China, This Is Spinal Tap, Bladerunner, Edward Scissorhands, Cast A Deadly Spell, Men At Work, Repo Man, Dudes, Young Frankenstein, The Howling, The Jerk, I Married A Strange Person, Blacula, pi, Army Of Darkness, A Christmas Story, The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension, The Gods Must Be Crazy, The Dark Backwards, Angel Heart, Nomads, Videodrome, Kids, Brain Smasher A Love Story, Amazon Women On The Moon, Heathers, Bubba Ho-Tep, Strange Brew, They Live, The Warriors, The Lost Skeleton Of Cadavera, Yellowbeard, The Serpent And The Rainbow, 12 Monkeys, Beetlejuice, Jacob's Ladder, Tapeheads, Plan 9 From Outer Space, UHF, Pimps Up Ho's Down, Jaberwocky, Mystery Men, Robocop, The Last Dragon, Crimewave, Earth Girls Are Easy, Man Bites Dog, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Flesh Gordon, Over-Sexed Rugsuckers From Mars, IT! The Terror From Beyond Space, Raising Arizona, Drop Dead Fred, The Wizard Of Oz, first Star Wars Trilogy, Monty Python movies, the Alien series, Muppet Movies, Universal Studios classic horror movies, Hammer Films, most Pixar movies, Troma movies, Cheech And Chong movies,

SOME TV SHOWS I RELISH: I do NOT schedule my life around television, but here's the list Monty Pythons Flying Circus, The Addams Family, Futurama, In Living Color, Taboo, The Muppet Show/Muppets Tonight/Jim Henson Muppet Hour, The Prisoner, Max Headroom, You Can't Do That On Television, The Young Ones, Titus, Twin Peaks, Sledgehammer, Father Ted, The Venture Brothers, Robot Chicken, Picket Fences, Beavis & Butthead, Greg The Bunny, Criminal Minds, The Kids In The Hall, The State, CSI, Mr Show, Eerie Indiana, Red Dwarf, A&E's Evening At The Improv, Liquid Television, The Tracey Ullman Show, The Simpsons, Black Books, Chappelle's Show, Blackadder, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, The Tick, Tales From The Darkside, The Shield, Police Squad, The Twilight Zone, Schoolhouse Rock, Cowboy Bebop, COPS, Tales From The Crypt, Pee-Wee's Playhouse, Farscape, Space Ghost: Coast To Coast, Monsters, Mystery Science Theater 3000/MST3K, Second City TV/SCTV, Kolchak, The Night Stalker, Firefly,

SOME MUSIC GENRES I PREFER: punk, oldies, ska, big band, folk, funk, blues, thrash, surf, oi, reggae, celtic, industrial, doo wop, 80s music, noise, calypso, rockabilly, psychobilly, bluegrass, scat, bagpipes, cadence, spoken word, comedy, real tribal, didjeridoo/didgeridoo, early rap, classic country, fiddle, banjo,

SOME MUSICIANS/BANDS I SAVOR: Tom Waits, Mojo Nixon, DEVO, The Bloodhound Gang, Dr Hook & The Medicine Show, Dead Milkmen, GWAR, The Vandals, Johnny Cash, Sloppy Seconds, Woody Guthrie, Arlo Guthrie, Dayglo Abortions, The Fugs, Nomad, They Might Be Giants/TMBG, Black Flag, Robert Johnson, Dirty Rotten Imbeciles/DRI, Babyland, Bob Marley & The Wailers, Talking Heads/David Byrne, Scatman Crothers, The Andrews Sisters, The Traveling Wilburys, Fear, Green Jello, Negativland, Beck, Iggy & The Stooges/Iggy Pop, Dead Kennedys, Bob Dylan, Faith No More, Paul Simon, Wesley Willis, Agnostic Front, Public Enemy, Dr Teeth & The Electric Mayhem, The Misfits, Stomp, Janis Joplin, Minor Threat, New York Dolls, Creedence Clearwater Revival/CCR, The Vestibules/Radio Free Vestibule, The Toy Dolls, The Damned, Anthrax, Madness, King Missile, Frank Zappa, The Ramones, The Highwaymen, Tom Petty, The Beastie Boys, The Filthies, Motorhead, Chuck Berry, The Circle Jerks, Peter Gabriel, Weird Al, Flogging Molly, NoMeansNo, Three Dead Trolls In A Baggie, The Beatles, Bad Religion, MC Chris, Shel Silverstein, The Violent Femmes, Captain Beefheart, Mr Bungle, Ray Charles, The Mystic Knights Of The Oingo Boingo/Oingo Boingo/Danny Elfman, Suicidal Tendencies, The Arrogant Worms, The Pixies, Willie Nelson, Bad Brains, The Specials, Cab Calloway, MC Hawking, The Beach Boys, MC5, Soul Coughing, Television, James Brown, The Pogues, The Dickies,

SOME FOOD I EAT: steak, bangers, bacon, shrimp, beer battered anything, sushi, carnival food, salt and pepper fish, and almost everything else.

SOME ARTISTS/MOVEMENTS I APPRECIATE: Salvador Dali/Dali, M.C. Escher, Mike Allred, Hieronymus Bosch, R. Crumb, Ed "Big Daddy" Roth, Daniel Brereton, Paul Mavrides, Brian Froud, Barry Windsor-Smith, Shel Silverstein, H.R. Giger, Ralph McQuarrie, Dr Seuss, Mike Mignola, Timothy Bradstreet, Sergio Aragones, Ralph Steadman, Simon Bisley, Bill Peet, Frank Miller, Tim Burton, Edgar Leeteg, Leonardo da Vinci, Bill Plympton, graffiti, logos, Rube Goldberg, nose art, Alphonse Mucha, velvet paintings, cartoons, photography, sculptures, exquisite corpses, Gary Larson, concept art, maquettes, Berkeley Breathed, woodcuts, icons, iconography, iconoclasm, stained glass, Art Nouveau, Francis Bacon, Max Ernst, Folk Art, Gothic Art, pointillism, Vincent Van Gogh, Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, Titian/Tiziano Vecellio, Rock Art, scrimshaw, tattoo art, dogs playing poker, carvings, Guerrilla Art, Album Art, statues, signs, sketches,

SOME INTERESTING CHARACTERS (REAL & FICTIONAL): Emperor Norton I, iconoclasts, bikers, Steve Martin, fools, Eddie Izzard, ninjas, Billy Connolly, Cthulhu, pigasus, Joseph Merrick, Lenny Bruce, gypsies, Jonah Hex, James K Polk, General Zaroff, pirates, Hagbard Celine, flagellants, Hephaestus, the Tonton Macoute, Bruce Campbell, jesters, Death personified, P.T. Barnum, Jubal Harshaw, Frank Welker, Mephistopheles, Lord Sutch, Marie Laveau, Groo, Dr Demento, mad scientists, Father Guido Sarducci, William H Macy, clowns, Sawney Beane, Betty Page, Eris, samurai, La Llorona, George Carlin, Bob, Joey Skaggs, Alfred E Neuman, Albert Einstein, J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, Judy Tenuta, Dirk Gently, Lewis Black, Bigfoot, Rasputin, Jeffrey Combs, gurkhas, Lord Henry Wotton, homeless people, Denis Leary, scalawags/scallywags, Stephen Hawking, literal geeks, Mercutio, Buddha, actual pimps, The Marx Brothers, serial killers, Paul Reubens, Strong Bad, Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark, mascots, 4 of the 6 3 Stooges, luchadores, Steve Buscemi, hobos, Madman,

SOME LOCATIONS/EVENTS I APPRECIATE: greasy spoon diners, camping, thrift stores, art galleries, junkyards, exploring, graveyards, abandoned buildings, fishing, Dia de los Muertos, thunder & lightning, howling at the full moon, fire at night, alleys, caves, caverns, ghost towns, Carlsbad Caverns, stormy nights & power outages, the library, rolling down grassy hills, the zoo, swap meets, museums, warm rainy days, cemeteries, bowling alleys, national parks,

SOME OTHER STUFF I'M PARTIAL TO: Legos, the female body, action figures, goblins, buffoonery, apes, skulls, Barbie heads, Brunching Shuttlecocks, Role Playing Games/RPGs, lurking, propaganda, tikis, rusty metal, yokai/youkai, carving, chrome, nincompoopery, sculpting, the color green, Lucky Lager, spurs, heraldry, tattoos, skulking, dice, whittling, bones, The Illuminati, darts, unicycles, the Necronomicon (the fictional one not the so called "real" one), sock monkeys, stitches, penguins, SPAM, mushrooms (not a veiled drug reference), Maslow's hierarchy of needs, mockery, meat cleavers, bonobos, Lincoln Logs, shrunken heads, flags, mutants, church keys, coins, monkeys, antidepressants, caskets, coffins, pranks, taxidermy, Dungeons & Dragons, bamboozling, insects, hearses, flower cars, funeral coaches, fnord, nooses, mule eggs, insignias, emblems, swashbuckling, scrabble, Paranoia, brands, religious symbols, crayons, pogo sticks, hooks, palindromes, hijinks, The Church Of The Subgenius, The Discordian Society/Discordianism, shenanigans, canes, Converse Chuck Taylor All Star High Tops, shiny things, 23 skiddoo, hats, bullets, Jolt Cola, the Feejee mermaid and other Jenny Hanivers, tomfoolery, PEZ, chains, sketch comedy, improvisational comedy/improv, stand-up comedy, hoaxes, collecting, skullduggery, spats (like for shoes), duct tape, junk, fog, to Grok, firearms, silly putty, huzzah, sporks, albinism, hippity hops, hoodwinking, humbuggery, pi�atas, switchblades, the dozens, monotremes, scrap, freckles, Ripley's Believe It or Not!, pickled punks, LIQUOR BAIT AMMO, and too much information.
The six things I could never do without
I'm not sure how to approach this section. I can't imagine life with only six things, yet I can say I have gotten by with almost nothing. How specific should I be? I can be abstract and say at least 1 friend, my sight, hearing, and hands, my mind, and something to look forward too. Or I can be go with the more tangible version and say something to write and draw with, something to write and draw on, a backpack or satchel to put them in, a lighter, a pocketknife, and pockets, lots of pockets.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Do most people really have "souls" or do they just go through the motions as background noise? If we eliminated the penny, how long would it take for the nickel to be despised? Imagining what I would do in a post-apocalyptic world. If zombies were real would they be super-human or subhuman? What is my dog, Ju-Ju, thinking? How do things work, especially the sewing machine, I think it works because we don't know it shouldn't. Why is suicide illegal? When do we lose our innocence? The amazing improbability of bipedal locomotion. split brains (resulting from a severed corpus callosum), synesthesia, hermaphrodites, and what it would be like to have these conditions. sensory depravation and what it might be like. When did everyone become a socialist polyamorous bisexual walking contradiction? What is it like to think in another language? Other peoples fetishes, especially those that involve fixations on things normally considered nonsexual in nature. What does having OKCupid as an interest mean? things..
On a typical Friday night I am
at home with friends, out with friends, watching movies with friends, roleplaying gaming with friends, or maybe just alone and sulking.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
I'm here to converse with and possibly meet interesting people. Those who love art, literature, cinema, music, and both the beautiful and ugly worlds around us.

Message me with questions, comments, corrections, or for any reason that strikes your fancy.. or don't.. that's cool too.. and, there you go.. yeah..

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