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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21-27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:19am
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Full figured
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Hi there! I'm Alex.

I am looking for the Banjo to my Kazooie. No, you can't be Kazooie too. It's not-- It's not me, it's just the game. Like, there's only one? I don't make the rules here.


Some of my favorite things include: weird theater, movies, board games, exploring the city, singing in the shower, rainy days, owning far too much tea for any one person, camping, learning new things, and swearing.

To me, the biggest turn-ons are earnestness and confidence. You're probably pretty awesome. Own that shit. You don't have to try.

Some things that I look for in a dudefriend: flannel, owns a cat, wordplay, secret desire to be a pirate/spy/pokemon trainer, thinks he can beat me in board games (he is wrong), a love of good bad Chinese food, gets lost in used books stores and shows back up later with a stack of books, will make me treasure hunts, can talk to my parents about sports and also explain sports to me.

Essentially my dream partner is Andy Dwyer.
What I’m doing with my life
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I feel like this is a very loaded question for anyone under 30.

I'm a playwright and a production manager. I work as a supervisor and regional trainer at a cafe downtown. I'm trying to do things to make myself happy. For example: going on a date with you. (That's about the epitome of my smoothness. Sorry.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Where the Wild Things Are, Clue, Airplane!, Lilo and Stitch, Young Adult, Rebel Without a Cause, Mulholland Drive, Apocalypse Now

TV: American Horror Story, Community, Empire, How to Get Away With Murder, Orange is the New Black, United States of Tara, and just about every competition reality show.

Music: The Mountain Goats, The Front Bottoms, Modern Baseball, This Will Destroy You, The Weakerthans, The Magnetic Fields, Brand New, Tegan and Sara, Angel Haze, Zebra Katz

If you want more info on my music tastes, here's my profile:

Books: No One Belongs Here More Than You, I'll Give You The Sun, When Marina Abramovic Dies, The First Bad Man, The Rules of Attraction, Less than Zero, Abarat, The Picture of Dorian Grey

Also, if you wanna cuddle and listen to Welcome to Night Vale, that would rock.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends; because I'm a huge extrovert. Theater; because art's pretty cool. Writing; because I have lots of feelings sometimes. Fuzzy things; because I love things that are warm and soft. Tea; because tea is just so fucking pleasant. Feminism; which might sound kinda dorky, but fuck, feminism is awesome.

Also peanut butter.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who the fuck has a typical work week at this age? If I'm not working I'm probably hanging out with friends or seeing a play. I'm not really into huge parties or clubbing or anything. If I have to yell to be heard over the music, I probably just want to go to a coffee shop. Fuck, I pretty much just want to go to a coffee shop anyway.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes, when I'm alone with my cats, I'll sing songs to them, but replace random nouns with the word 'Kitty' or 'Cat'. I'm a real winner.

Also, my current text tone is Navi saying "Hey, listen!". So, like, that's a thing.
You should message me if
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If you want to grab coffee or hang out or something. Or if you just want to chat. I'm nice, I can make conversation! Just say hi or ask me a question!