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35 Los Angeles, CA Man


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  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 1
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English, Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Born and raised in Manhattan but moved here for film school over a decade ago. It was weird at first, but I love LA now.

I'm one of those creative types and passionate about art/literature/music/film, but I also go outside. I'm very active and I enjoy hiking, skiing and open ocean outrigger canoe racing.

I have a lot of friends and my parents think I'm the Bees Knees. I do not own a van and I will not murder you.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working in Indie film. I write and I shoot. Always working on screenplays (yes, I've had stuff produced and yes its on Netflix.) Usually taking stills or shooting bands. Sometimes I draw but that's just for fun, not usually for money.

I meditate, go to the gym and I'm constantly trying to learn new skills and become a better human. Which is easy because humans ain't so great.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a hell of a writer, a pretty good artist (illustration mostly, not so much with the painting) and I'm a solid photographer. I'm good at helping people. I'm good at reading people. I'm good at Kettlebells and trail running. I'm pretty sure I'm a decent lay, but you're not supposed to say that.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My three pound goiter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like Hemingway and Fitzgerald a lot, Paul Auster, Celine, Bukowski, Denis Johnson, Hunter S. Thompson, all the cliches. Also love Dashiell Hammet, and especially EA Poe...Big fan of the Tao Te Ching and Guns Germs and Steel, as well. I read a lot of science and non-fiction. Yes, for fun. No, I'm not a virgin.

Over The Edge, Fight Club, Blue Velvet, The Graduate, Big Lebowski, Biil and Ted, Near Dark, just about anything by: PT Anderson, Werner Herzog, Scorsese, Russ Meyer, Spike Jonze, Wes Anderson, Michel Gondry, Charlie Kaufman, John Waters, Fellini, Cassavetes, Antonioni. Any weird indie, foreign, horror or classic B-movie, especially 60s and 70s Giallos.

Pixies, Velvet Undeground, Sinatra, Johnny Cash, Eazy E, The Clash, The Ramones, Otis Redding, Sam Cooke, Bowie are the favorite favorites...
Also like: Iggy and the Stooges, Metric, the Libertines, Tilt, The Strokes, Eminem, the Raveonettes, Deer Tick, Edward Sharpe and The Magnetic Zeros, Bob Marley, The Killers, Snoop Dogg, Neutral Milk Hotel, Dropkick Murphys, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Muse, Best Coast, Tom Petty, Elvis, Bright Eyes, Bloc Party, Cat Stevens, Daft Punk.

I try to eat as healthy as possible and I cook a lot of organic poultry, veggies, high fiber stuff etc. When I deviate from that I like Tacos, thai food, and diner breakfasts.

I try to get to art museums and galleries as much as I can, my favorites are probably LACMA and the Norton Simon out in Pasadena.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Wide Grip Pull-ups
Browsing Wacko and La Luz de Jesus
Ha! That's seven things, fucking take that, internet!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Skiing. Anthropology. Climate Change. Art. How I can help people.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Me and the other guys from homeroom like to hang out in the circle K parking lot smoking swisher sweets and trying to get one of the college kids to buy us beer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If we're going to work out, you should probably have a safe word.
You should message me if
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You're a laid back but highly intelligent and self-possessed woman that knows how to have fun, to give and receive love, and doesn't take life (or herself) too seriously. (And is at least a little into kink)

You want to meet in person.

You will remind me of Yolandi Vi$$er in any way, shape or form.