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Jetlaw

26 M Brighouse, UK

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm an amazingly intellectual powerhouse. I always seem to know the right questions to ask. Exactly what questions? See! Damn, I'm good.

I've also started archery this year and I'm loving it! Not exactly up to Robin Hood standards yet; I'm more likely to hit the family jewels than steal the coin purse.

I've got a wicked sense of humour. Ever go to see a horror movie and hear a guy laughing when the main character's best friend gets killed in the most grizzly and graphic way? That's me.

I enjoy nights in more than nights out, but I enjoy eating out more than eating in.

I'm an enigma, wrapped in a mystery, wrapped in a pastry, baked in the oven at 140 degrees centigrade until slightly crisp and served with olive oil and a side of fries.

P.S. INFP
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently studying for an LLB (Hons) in law at the University of Huddersfield.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people cringe with irrelevant humour and references to popular culture over the past 25 years.

Adapting old songs to new scenarios on the spur of the moment, to the amusement and bemusement of many. (8) Where can you find boyfriends? Only in this profile! Come to this profile we've got boyfriends! (8)

I'm really good at listening. Unrelated note, also really good at guessing the correct answer to "What was I just saying?" questions.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Designer sunglasses, because paying £310 for a pair instantly makes me less likely to break, lose or scratch them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Loved to read A Clockwork Orange and A Brave New World. Dystopian novels help me better plan how to successfully take over the world.

Old school classics such as Carry On, Airplane, Hotshots and Kung Pow! Enter the Fist. What, they're not real, serious movies?! Well tish to you!

Don't really watch TV but I do like Family Guy and South Park as well as shows like Mock the Week and Q.I.. Nothing says "broadened horizons" like learning the week's news and a lifetime of trivia from comedy panel shows, or the world's current events and popular culture trends from cartoons.

Music is a mixture of lesser known stuff like Icon For Hire, super badass stuff like Disturbed, Dragonforce and Nightwish, trancey from Infected Mushroom but most of all J-Pop, J-Rock and J-Metal and video game music. Female power vocals make my knees wibbly wobbly but guitars make me warm and fuzzy.

I love meat. Sorry vegetarians and vegans but your food is what my food eats. For every animal you don't eat, I'll eat three. How do you feel now, eh?

Also, no thanks to mushrooms. Keep your fungal food category to yourselves!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My computer, the conduit to the Wikipedia, the universe's primary source of citations for internet arguments. The internet, the universe's primary source of arguments. A huge bed, because I sleep like deflated frog. 4 pillows, one to hug, two to throw on the floor in my sleep and one for my head. My dinky little Suzuki Carryvan 1.3, dubbed by fans and critics alike as the single manliest vehicle that sailed the seven motorways. My 3DS, Pokémon is love, Pokémon is life.

Okay, now that's gotten rid of half of you, the rest can feel free to read on!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The endless web of awesome that is TV Tropes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What are we going to do tonight, Brain?
The same thing we do every night. Try to take over the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I suffer from agoraphobia.

Okay, SOMETHING on this profile had to actually be serious. Might as well be this.

What? Stop judging me. Go on, shoo. Go back to your spaceship, where Elvis Presley is your king.
You should message me if
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You're looking for *that* guy. You know the one, the close, fall-back boyfriend who is adorable and presentable, advice-dispensing, yet not-at-all romantically threatening to any established relationships you might have. The kind of guy you can bring in any situation, then stay up all night playing video games with and not feel sexually pressured around.

If you need that guy in your life, well... Nice to meet you!