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26 Brighouse, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:16pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a law student, looking to become a barrister and work my way up the ranks to become a judge some day! And when I get there, I'll sentence you to life. With me.

I've started archery this year and I'm loving it! Not exactly up to Robin Hood standards yet; I can't split the arrow or slice a coin pouch open.

I enjoy nights in more than nights out, but I enjoy eating out more than eating in.

I'm an enigma, wrapped in a mystery, wrapped in a pastry, baked in the oven at 140 degrees centigrade until slightly crisp and served drizzled with olive oil and a side of fries.

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently studying law at the University of Huddersfield, firing fibreglass arrows at straw targets and enjoying the new-found freedom granted by passing my driving test.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people cringe with irrelevant humour and references to popular culture over the past 25 years.

Adapting old songs to new scenarios on the spur of the moment, to the amusement and bemusement of many.

I'm really good at listening. I'm also really good at guessing the correct answer to "What was I just saying?" questions.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My often crazy, irrelevant, politically incorrect sense of humour.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Loved to read A Clockwork Orange and A Brave New World. Dystopian novels help me better plan how to successfully take over the world.

Old school classics such as Carry On, Airplane, Hotshots and Kung Pow! Enter the Fist. Proper, serious movies.

Don't really watch TV but I do like Family Guy and South Park as well as shows like Top Gear, Mock the Week and Q.I.. Nothing says "broadened horizons" like learning the week's news and a lifetime of trivia from comedy panel shows, or the world's current events and popular culture trends from satirical cartoons.

Music is a mixture of lesser known stuff like Icon For Hire, super badass stuff like Disturbed, Dragonforce and Nightwish, trancey from Infected Mushroom but most of all J-Pop, J-Rock and J-Metal and video game music. Female power vocals make my knees wibbly wobbly but guitars make me warm and fuzzy.

I love meat. Sorry vegetarians and vegans but for every animal you don't eat, I'll eat three.

Also, no thanks to mushrooms. Keep your fungal food category to yourselves!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My computer, the conduit to the Wikipedia, the universe's primary source of citations for internet arguments.

The internet, the universe's primary source of arguments.

A huge bed, because I sleep like deflated frog.

4 pillows, one to sleep on, two to sleep under and one for my head.

My dinky little Suzuki Carryvan 1.3, dubbed by fans and critics alike as the single manliest vehicle that sailed the seven motorways.

My 3DS, Pokémon is love, Pokémon is life.

Okay, now that's gotten rid of half of you, the rest can feel free to read on!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The endless web of awesome that is TV Tropes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What are we going to do tonight, Brain?
The same thing we do every night. Try to take over the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have many secrets...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
First of all, attention seekers need not apply - so don't message me if you classify yourself as bisexual but you'd never actually enter a long-term relationship with another woman.

With that aisde, you should message me if you're looking for *that* guy. You know the one. The close, adorable and presentable boyfriend. Advice-dispensing, yet listens then acts with a heart of gold. The kind of guy you can call around in any situation, stay up all night playing video games with and not feel sexually pressured around.