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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19-36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:26am
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Back on StupidCupid for the first time since last summer. More details to come soon!
What I’m doing with my life
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I graduated from UMASS Amherst and am currently using my degree to the fullest by continuing to supervise a dishroom in one of the campus DCs. If you come to Franklin you probably at least recognize me. I'm the guy in the tight pants consistently swearing under his breath.

For the record, my degree is in history/secondary education but the glamorous life of being a dishwasher keeps pulling me back.
I’m really good at
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Writing songs, writing stories, making people laugh, using big words, drinking.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Most new people I engage can't seem to make eye contact, so who knows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: The Little Prince.

Movie: The Seventh Seal.

Music: Rum Junkie, The Wambles, Royal Love, Silverfox, Bunny and The Rabbits (all bands I am affiliated with).

Food: A tater tot or two twice a week.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ghosts, Investigation, Rabbits.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Kicking back and partying with the friends that I have that are still in the area. This is a college town and as far as cool people go it completely dries up come summertime. If you're ever bored and want to make a new summer buddy don't hesitate to message me. Hopefully one day soon you'll be joining me on my typical Friday nights!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like Disco more than I like Punk (and I fucking LOVE Punk Rock).
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to go on adventures all about Western Mass.

Seriously though, one of my (female) friends is on this site and she showed me her inbox, and that jeezy is jam-packed with all sorts of OKCupid creepers futiley trying to kick game, so I decided as long as I'm on this site I'm not going to message anyone. But chances are if you want to talk to me then I want to talk to you too. Shoot me a hello, I just bought a bread-maker, lets bake bread. : )