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I'm a pretty cool guy. I'm pretty normal. I'm not crazy. I enjoy life and love laughing. My humor matches closely with that of Family Guy and South Park so, if you like those shows, then we'll probably get along. My humor can be quite offensive at times, but it's funny if you don't have a silly "limit." I love animals-- I want a pot-bellied pig SOOO badly! I'm not a fan of high fashion... on me. I'm a jeans-and-a-t-shirt kind of guy. I enjoy sleeping. Dancing is a passion of mine. Theatre is what I love. I'm all about having a good time and get upset when I'm unable to have a good time. I'm Jewish. I have big eyebrows and blue eyes. I'm Lithuanian and Swedish. I really like LOST. I have a constant yearning to stay finely-tuned to my childhood. For this reason, I watch Chip'n'Dale: Rescue Rangers, Animaniacs, Rocko's Modern Life, and other cartoons on a daily basis. Not something that you need to share, but something you need to accept. I'm pretty smart. I have a BFA in Musical Theatre from Catawba College. I love going to museums and art exhibits. I enjoy baseball games and would love to go to more sporting events. I eventually want kids. I enjoy the name Touchstone. Again... this is something you will need to accept. I speak in short sentences. I'm a geek. I love playing the Sims. I wear glasses. I have a monkey pillow that I have to sleep on at night. I have a lot of sides to me. :) More to come, I'm sure.

Work Info
Employer: Charleston Stage
Position: Resident Actor
Time Period: July 2008 - Present
Location: Charleston, SC
Description: Acting, working box office, and teaching classes.

Bernardo--West Side Story
Creature--Frankenstein
Young Scrooge et al--A Christmas Carol
???--Charlotte's Web
Ensemble--To Kill a Mockingbird
Visitor (Elvis)--Picasso at Lapin Agile
???--Crazy for You

Laughing
Dancing
Finding humor in everyday life
Memorizing lines
Amusing myself
Sleeping
Breathing
Blinking

Either my eyes (very blue on some days) or my eyebrows (they're big.... huge)

Favorite Music: daniel bedingfield, marc broussard, showtunes, barry youngblood, gloria estefan, john mayer, norah jones, bananarama, spice girls, beatles, fleetwood mac, destiny's child, led zepplin, the music in my head, elevator music, candace's random-ass mixes, anything on my i-pod, ben harper, phil collins (minus that crappy tarzan song), peter gabriel, aerosmith, Adele, DMB, and my personal favorite and by far the greatest band known to man: QUEEN

Favorite TV Shows: Family Guy, South Park, Project Runway, Lost, American Idol, Animaniacs, Chip 'n' Dale: Rescue Rangers, American Dad, Anything on Gameshow Network, Spongebob Squarepants, Fairly Oddparents, Phil of the Future, Strangers With Candy, Wipeout, The Closer, That's So Raven (cuz let's face it... it is SOOOO Raven), et al.

Favorite Movies: Chicago, Moulin Rouge, Little Shop of Horrors, Billy Madison, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, The Producers, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Singing in the Rain, Boondock Saints, Memento, Cats Don't Dance, Exorcism of Emily Rose, Mean Girls, Thank You for Smoking, Little Miss Sunshine, A Chipmunk Adventure, Wall-E

Favorite Books: Matilda, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator, 20000 Leagues Under the Sea, Journey to the Center of the Earth, Around the World in 80 Days, Alice in Wonderland, Wizard of Oz, Wicked, Poisonwood Bible, Native Son, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, America: The Book, etc.

1-Music
2-Taco Bell
3-My phone
4-Internet access
5-Friends
6-Sense of humor

Dirty things. usually things I shouldn't utter in public. But it's really funny. Trust-- it's funny...

Lightly drinking with friends either watching TV, dancing, or playing board games.

I thoroughly enjoy The Simple Life... shut up--it's good.

you want to.