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27 Ann Arbor, MI Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-60
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
High school
My self-summary
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I stopped taking this site serious when a girl asked me is it true all Jewish people have big noses?

How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, merciless, Insatiable.

No need to read any further if you get the reference. Otherwise you will just be pointing out the obvious that you see four words...not three. Congratulations, you can read.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work at a retirement home in Saline as a housekeeper. If you are afraid/embarrassed about dating a janitor, there is a special place in hell just for you. But on a serious note, it truly does feel like a 2nd home to me. I've worked some really crappy jobs in my life. Never have experienced so much kindness and compassion.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Drinking the alcohol you leave in my fridge
-cleaning up for a formal event
-Driving in any weather condition
-Avoiding pot holes
-Going to a concert alone and making new friends
-Being very honest
-I can pan fry bacon like no other.
-Keeping up with everything in the world (I just found out Olive Garden is doing a special....$100 for unlimited pasta for 7 weeks.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can be pretty damn energetic when in the right mood which occurs more than 90% of the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Catcher In The Rye, To Kill A Mocking Bird, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, The Giver, Kite Runner, Where The Red Fern grows, anything written by James Patterson

Movies: American Beauty, American History X, Do The Right Thing, Lethal weapon series, Star Wars, Gangs of New York, Training Day, Cool Runnings

Music: The Cure, Cage The Elephant, Young The Giant City & Colour, The XX, Daft Punk, Bassnectar, A Tribe Called Quest, Interpol, Jurassic 5, Dispatch, Rise Against, Sufjan Stevens, Muse, Phish, Passion Pit, Beirut, Mumford & Sons, The Avett Brothers, Feist, Chris Cornell, Vampire Weekend, Rage Against The Machine, Imagine Dragons, Talib Kweli, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Moe, Lettuce, Joy Divison, The Killers, Knife Party, Atmosphere, Big Pun, Flaming Lips, Depeche Mode, Five Finger Death Punch, Eminem, The Roots, The Killers, Guster, Pearl Jam, State Radio, Young The Giant, Glitch Mob, Skrillex, Kaskade, Alabama Shakes, Old Crow Medicine Show, Mac Miller Blackalicious, Bon Iver
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-The Chive (KCCO)
-My dog Robbie
-Live concerts
-Lysol wipes
-Ranch dressing from Jets
-Music festivals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lists are fun!

-Ideas for my next road trip to a music festival
-If Slash and Axel Rose will ever become friends again
-How to improve my health and well being
-Do girls drink anything besides Diet Coke & tea
-What is with all this hatred towards Mumford & Sons
-Why are girls bothered so much when a guy wears socks during sex
-Why girls hate Anne Hathaway.
-Why people dip a french fry into a Wendy's chocolate frosty
-Why does Donald Trump,Larry The Cable Guy, Nick Swordson, exist
-How long will Jim Harbaugh last with Michigan
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
While I do enjoy the Netflix minus the chill part, I do miss going out. If you stick with me, I can show where to satisfy your late night munchies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Settling down is not on my mind at this point in my life. Just want to be clear about it so there is no confusion. While I do believe in "never say never" I am too adventurous in life for the white picket fence living the American dream.

I would also like to point out that I am not in school. Enjoying my student loan free life is something I do everyday. Yes I did make the effort and did a year of Culinary Arts.

Always saving the best for last. I am an everyday (after work) marijuana user. We go together like Michigan & football :)
You should message me if
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Have I mentioned how much I love lists?

-You want to have a Star Wars Marathon
-Would like to go to a Wings or Tigers Game
-Get your Mario Kart on!
-Teach me a thing or 2 in the kitchen.
-420 friendly
-You want to cracked open a few glowsticks and goto a EDM show with me
-Teach me Spanish
-You are a music enthusiast and would like to go to a show
-If you think Dane Cook, Nick Swordson and Carlos Mencia are terrible comedians. Robin Williams, Bill Hader & Gabriel Igalsesis are much better choices :)
-You can come to terms with the fac that I am not an active reader. For what its worth, I read The Hunger Games series in a week.
-You want to go bowling with me
-You can teach me how to iron
-You are a cconversationlist (1-2 word text messages annoy the hell out of me)
-If you agree that pretty much every band at Vans Warped fucking blows
-You want to snuggle up with a beer and watch The Tonight show with Jimmy Fallon
-You have something more original than...I mustache you a question. It was funny 6 months ago but NO just NO
-You can spot the penis on the box cover of The Little Mermaid.
-You have a dog and want to double date :)
-If you are an older woman and a firm believer in age is simply just a # in society.