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JewInABox88

27 Ann Arbor, MI Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:20pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Medicine
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I stopped taking this site serious when a girl asked me is it true all Jewish people have big noses?

How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, merciless, Insatiable.

No need to read any further if you get the reference. Otherwise you will just be pointing out the obvious that you see four words...not three. Congratulations, you can read.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work at a retirement home in Saline. It really does feel like a 2nd home to me. The job has helped me overcome my fear of making small talk with patients.

My big life plan is to retire early and cross off as many bucket list items that require traveling. Some events on this list include San Diego Comic Con, Newport Folk Festival, Burning man, and Glastonbury in the UK. Hopefully the people there will be able to help me with my British accent :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Drinking the alcohol you leave in my fridge
-Impressions
-cleaning up for a formal event
-Driving in any weather condition
-Avoiding pot holes
-Doing what I love and fuck the rest
-Going to a concert alone and making new friends
-Being very honest
--Not taking life serious
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can be pretty damn energetic when in the right mood which occurs more than 90% of the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Catcher In The Rye, To Kill A Mocking Bird, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, The Giver, Kite Runner, Where The Red Fern grows, anything written by James Patterson

Movies: American Beauty, American History X, Do The Right Thing, Lethal weapon series, Star Wars, Gangs of New York, Training Day, Cool Runnings

Music: The Cure, Cage The Elephant, Young The Giant City & Colour, The XX, Daft Punk, Bassnectar, A Tribe Called Quest, Interpol, Jurassic 5, Dispatch, Rise Against, Sufjan Stevens, Muse, Phish, Passion Pit, Beirut, Mumford & Sons, The Avett Brothers, Feist, Chris Cornell, Vampire Weekend, Rage Against The Machine, Imagine Dragons, Talib Kweli, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Moe, Lettuce, Joy Divison, The Killers, Knife Party, Atmosphere, Big Pun, Flaming Lips, Depeche Mode, Five Finger Death Punch, Eminem, The Roots, The Killers, Guster, Pearl Jam, State Radio, Young The Giant, Glitch Mob, Skrillex, Kaskade, Alabama Shakes, Old Crow Medicine Show, Mac Miller Blackalicious, Bon Iver
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My Speedway membership card
-My dog Robbie
-Live concerts
-Lysol wipes
-Marijuana
-Ranch dressing from Jets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lists are fun!

-Trying to find a balance of eating healthy and delicious...mouth watering Taco Bell
-ideas for my next road trip to a music festival
-If Slash and Axel Rose will ever become friends again
-How to improve my health and well being
-The pros and cons of raising mininum wage
-How to form a better relationship with my parents
-Do girls drink anything besides Diet Coke & tea
-How could anybody dislike Mumford & Sons
-Why are girls bothered so much when a guy wears socks during sex
-Why girls hate Anne Hathaway.
-Why people dip a french fry into a Wendy's chocolate frosty
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On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No such thing as a "typical" night with me. I can go from a formal dinner with a napkin in my life to Monster Truck Rally and everything in between. Life is short people! Don't waste it :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Also I will not put up too much of a fight if a girl drags me too a chick flick. I am very easily entertained.

I would also like to point out that I am not in school. Enjoying my student loan free life is something I do everyday. Yes I did make the effort and did a year of Culinary Arts. This doesn't mean I do not like to learn. Netflix has an excellent selection of documentaries that helps expand my mind.

Afternoon talk shows, Celebrity gossip, Netflix cartoons, $5 pitchers at Charly's are all big guilty pleasures of mine

Although I am not crippled, I have parked in a handicap space and pooped in a handicap bathroom. No regrets.

I still rock out to Dishwalla every so often.

I am a frequent Pinterest user.

I own a pair of batman pajama pants. No shame at all.

It has become clear to me that this is no longer anything private. It is simply a neatly organized list of useless information about me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Have I mentioned how much I love lists?

-You want to have a Star Wars Marathon
-Would like to go to a Wings or Tigers Game
-Get your Mario Kart on!
-Teach me a thing or 2 in the kitchen.
-420 friendly
-You want to cracked open a few glowsticks and goto a EDM show with me
-Teach me Spanish
-Batman>Superman
-You are a music enthusiast and would like to go to a show
-If you think Dane Cook, Nick Swordson and Carlos Mencia are terrible comedians. Robin Williams, Bill Hader & Gabriel Igalsesis are much better choices :)
-You can come to terms with the fac that I am not an active reader. For what its worth, I read The Hunger Games series in a week.
-You want to go bowling with me
-You can teach me how to iron
-You are a cconversationlist (1-2 word text messages annoy the hell out of me)
-If you agree that pretty much every band at Vans Warped fucking blows
-You want to snuggle up with a beer and watch The Tonight show with Jimmy Fallon
-You have something more original than...I mustache you a question. It was funny 6 months ago but NO just NO
-You can spot the penis on the box cover of The Little Mermaid.
-You have a dog and want to double date :)