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26 M Ann Arbor, MI

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5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Graduated from high school
Less than $20,000
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My self-summary
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

If that didn't get you're attention I have no idea what will. Bonus points if you appreciate cheesy jokes as much as I do.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a factory job that brings home a pay check...but working with either Whole foods or Zingermans is my main focus right now. I feel like working for either of these companies will improve my cooking skills.

I am also really into cycling. No I don't have some fancy Lance Armstrong bicycle. But I can assure you I have both testicles and never did steroids. Lets go riding sometime!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Drinking the alcohol you leave in my fridge
-cleaning up for a formal event
-Driving in any weather condition
-Avoiding pot holes
-Doing what I love and fuck the rest
-Going to a concert alone and making new friends
The first things people usually notice about me
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I can be pretty damn energetic when in the right mood which occurs more than 90% of the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Catcher In The Rye, To Kill A Mocking Bird, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, The Giver, Kite Runner, Where The Red Fern grows, anything written by James Patterson

Movies: American Beauty, American History X, Do The Right Thing, Lethal weapon series, Star Wars, Gangs of New York, Training Day, Cool Runnings

Music: Dave Matthews Band, City & Colour, The XX, Daft Punk, Bassnectar, A Tribe Called Quest, Interpol, Jurassic 5, Dispatch, Rise Against, Sufjan Stevens, Muse, Phish, Passion Pit, Beirut, Mumford & Sons, The Avett Brothers, Feist, Chris Cornell, Vampire Weekend, Rage Against The Machine, Imagine Dragons, Talib Kweli, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Moe, Lettuce, Joy Divison, The Killers, Knife Party, Atmosphere, Big Pun, Flaming Lips, Depeche Mode, Five Finger Death Punch, Eminem, The Roots
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Jam Bands
My dog Robbie
Live concerts
The Chive
Jäger bombs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lists are fun!

-Trying to find a balance of eating healthy and delicious...mouth watering Taco Bell
-ideas for my next road trip to a music festival
-If Slash and Axel Rose will ever become friends again
-How to improve my health and well being
-The pros and cons of raising mininum wage
-How to form a better relationship with my parents
-Do girls drink anything besides Diet Coke & tea
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I really do not have an honest answer for that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The thought of doing a dine and dash has come across my mind at least once. Then I realize that I used to work in a restaurant.

Also I will not put up too much of a fight if a girl drags me too a chick flick. I am very easily entertained.

I would also like to point out that I am not in school. Enjoying my student loan free life is something I do everyday. Yes I did make the effort and did a year of Culinary Arts. This doesn't mean I do not like to learn. Netflix has an excellent selection of documentaries that helps expand my mind.

Afternoon talk shows, Celebrity gossip, Netflix cartoons, $5 pitchers at Charly's are all big guilty pleasures of mine

Although I am not crippled, I have parked in a handicap space and pooped in a handicap bathroom. No regrets.

I still rock out to Dishwalla every so often.

It has become clear to me that this is no longer anything private. It is simply a neatly organized list of useless information about me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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Have I mentioned how much I love lists?

-You want to have a Star Wars Marathon
-Would like to go to a Wings or Tigers Game
-Get your Mario Kart on!
-Teach me a thing or 2 in the kitchen.
-420 friendly
-You want to Harlem Shake!
-Teach me Spanish
-You are a music enthusiast and would like to go to a show
-If you think Dane Cook and Nick Swordson are terrible comedians
-You can come to terms with the fact that I am not an active reader. For what its worth, I read The Hunger Games series in a week.
-You want to go bowling with me
-You can teach me how to iron
-You are a cconversationlist (1-2 word text messages annoy the hell out of me)
-If you agree that pretty much every band at Vans Warped fucking blows

I drink cheap watered down hobo piss beer and listen to Dave Matthews Band. So for all the haters out there.....dissappear like a houdini magic trick