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Jewishthunda

25 M Astoria, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm a nice dude, with some nice dreams.
See these ice cubes? See these ice creams?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Eligible bachelor, million dollar boat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spilling coffee on myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My shoes are usually untied, and there is usually a coffee stain on my shirt (attractive, I know).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Tolstoy, Chuck Klosterman, Kafka, Pynchon, Baudrillard, Lolita, Infinite Jest, 1984, Fortress of Solitude, The Brothers Karamazov, Portnoy's Complaint

Music: Belle and Sebastian, Beach Boys, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Kanye West, Biggie, Public Enemy, Broken Social Scene, Mogwai, Flaming Lips, Tune-Yards
Way more...

TV Shows: Currently watching a lot of Broad City.

I will eat pretty much anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My bass
Coffee
Spotify
My iPhone (Yes, this is a cliche, but most cliches get that way because they are true. This is one of them.)
Netflix (I am boring, sorry)
Twitter (This isn't a necessarily a cliche, but I do hate myself a lot for having put this down.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why is Drake so popular? Also, the crushing meaninglessness of life. Maybe those two are related somehow?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually depends on what I did Thursday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can play "Party in the U.S.A." by Miley Cyrus on the guitar. I spent a lot of time practicing it.
You should message me if
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You're just looking for a nice, gorilla juicehead guido to settle down with.