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Jewishthunda

25 M Astoria, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a nice dude, with some nice dreams.
See these ice cubes? See these ice creams?
What I’m doing with my life
Eligible bachelor, million dollar boat.
I’m really good at
Spilling coffee on myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
My shoes are usually untied, and there is usually a coffee stain on my shirt (attractive, I know).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Tolstoy, Chuck Klosterman, Kafka, Pynchon, Baudrillard, Lolita, Infinite Jest, 1984, Fortress of Solitude, The Brothers Karamazov, Portnoy's Complaint

Music: Belle and Sebastian, Beach Boys, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Kanye West, Biggie, Public Enemy, Broken Social Scene, Mogwai, Flaming Lips, Tune-Yards
Way more...

TV Shows: Currently watching a lot of Broad City.

I will eat pretty much anything.
The six things I could never do without
My bass
Coffee
Spotify
My iPhone (Yes, this is a cliche, but most cliches get that way because they are true. This is one of them.)
Netflix (I am boring, sorry)
Twitter (This isn't a necessarily a cliche, but I do hate myself a lot for having put this down.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why is Drake so popular? Also, the crushing meaninglessness of life. Maybe those two are related somehow?
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually depends on what I did Thursday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can play "Party in the U.S.A." by Miley Cyrus on the guitar. I spent a lot of time practicing it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're just looking for a nice, gorilla juicehead guido to settle down with.