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32 Brooklyn, NY Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Oct 3
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Judaism but it’s not important
Might want kids
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Russian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm Julia. I'm a native New Yorker who is very bad at volunteering positive adjectives to describe herself. I'm far more comfortable being snarky towards the general population- but I snark with genuine love and affection... so it's ok.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently working as a catering event chef for a few high end companies in Manhattan. I also work on developing menus and new recipes. This often results in a fridge full of food projects. Most of which end up in a stew or an ice cream by week's end.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
destroying the weak and inspiring the imaginative.

(Jewls... they let me edit your profile, -mars!)
The first things people usually notice about me
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Physically, my hair. Because of my work, it's usually tied up and covered. There are a good number of people who don't recognise me when my hair is down.
And, well... boobs. But that's so old hat, it doesn't even register.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Einstein's Dreams, Welcome to the Monkey House, Hamlet (pretentious I know- I hate myself for it, but it really is my favorite Shakespearean play), 1984, Les Misérables, Sherlock Holmes, Game of Thrones, any novel by Greg Rucka.

How I Met Your Mother, Community, Parks and Rec, The Good Wife, Better Off Ted, Kitchen Confidential, Firefly, Buffy, Mad Men, The West Wing, Sports Night, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Veronica Mars, Last Week w/ John Oliver, Brooklyn 99.

Aerosmith, Adele, Amy Winehouse, Barenaked Ladies, The Beatles, Better Than Ezra, Billy Joel, Bob Dylan, Bret Dennen, Bruno Mars, Carole King, Damien Rice, Dave Grohl, Dire Straights, Dirty Vegas, Elliot Smith, Evan Dando, Flobots, Fun!, Gomez, Green Day, Griffin House, India Arie, Jack Johnson, James Taylor, Janis Joplin, Jason Mraz, John Lennon, Joan Jett, Joshua Radin, Keb Mo, Lifehouse, Marian Call, Maroon 5, Matt Kearney, Matt Nathanson, Melissa Etheridge, Michael Buble, MC Lars, Mike Doughty, Pink, Rhett Miller, The Rolling Stones, Sarah McLachlan, Smashing Pumpkins, Sublime, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Train, U2...

...Ok, clearly I just went through my iPod. I'll cop to that.


Nouveau American

I've never had much of a sweet tooth save for a particular cake (Red Velvet from Lord's Bakery in Flatbush, Brooklyn), a particular pie (Marionberry from Mehri's Bakery in Portland, OR) and Chocolate Chip Cookies (I really like cookies).


Gin/Vodka Tonic
Willamette Valley Pinot Noir
I hate IPA's.

Top 3 Favorite Movies:
Grosse Point Blank
History of the World Part 1
When Harry Met Sally
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. Part of being in the hospitality industry means that you work when others play. On the up side, I do get to sleep in most days and being able to have a relaxing brunch on a Tuesday afternoon is pretty awesome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've been told by several unrelated people on several unrelated occasions, that I would make an excellent cult leader. I have no plans to start one, but rest assured if I did, my cult would be awesome.
You should message me if
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You are interesting, attractive and kind.