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Jewls13

31 F Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Aug 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm Julia. I'm a native New Yorker who is very bad at volunteering positive adjectives to describe herself. I'm far more comfortable being snarky towards the general population- but I snark with genuine love and affection... so it's ok.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently working as a catering event chef for a few high end companies in Manhattan. I also work on developing menus and new recipes. This often results in a fridge full of food projects. Most of which end up in a stew or an ice cream by week's end.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
destroying the weak and inspiring the imaginative.

(Jewls... they let me edit your profile, -mars!)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. I've gotten stopped on several occasions in my life by strangers on the street and told how beautiful my eyes are... then they just walk away. It's like a hit-and-run complement, very strange.
And, well... boobs. But that's so old hat, it doesn't even register.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
Einstein's Dreams, Welcome to the Monkey House, Hamlet (pretentious I know- I hate myself for it, but it really is my favorite Shakespearean play), 1984, Les Misérables, Sherlock Holmes, Game of Thrones, any novel by Greg Rucka.

TV:
How I Met Your Mother, Community, Parks and Rec, The Good Wife, Burn Notice, White Collar, Better Off Ted, Kitchen Confidential, Firefly, Buffy, Mad Men, The West Wing, Sports Night, Coupling (UK), The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Veronica Mars.

Music:
Aerosmith, Adele, Amy Winehouse, Barenaked Ladies, The Beatles, Better Than Ezra, Billy Joel, Bob Dylan, Bret Dennen, Bruno Mars, Carole King, Damien Rice, Dave Grohl, Dire Straights, Dirty Vegas, Elliot Smith, Evan Dando, Flobots, Fun!, Gomez, Green Day, Griffin House, India Arie, Jack Johnson, James Taylor, Janis Joplin, Jason Mraz, John Lennon, Joan Jett, Joshua Radin, Keb Mo, Lifehouse, Marian Call, Maroon 5, Matt Kearney, Matt Nathanson, Melissa Etheridge, Michael Buble, MC Lars, Mike Doughty, Pink, Rhett Miller, The Rolling Stones, Sarah McLachlan, Smashing Pumpkins, Sublime, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Train, U2...

...Ok, clearly I just went through my iPod. I'll cop to that.

Food:

Nouveau American
French
Italian
Polish
BBQ
Berries
Vanilla
Citrus

I've never had much of a sweet tooth save for a particular cake (Red Velvet from Lord's Bakery in Flatbush, Brooklyn), a particular pie (Marionberry from Mehri's Bakery in Portland, OR) and Chocolate Chip Cookies (I really like cookies).

Drink:

Gin/Vodka Tonic
Willamette Valley Pinot Noir
I'm still trying to find my beer. For the moment I'm liking
Peroni, Skull Splitter and Crabbie's.

Top 3 Favorite Movies:
Grosse Point Blank
History of the World Part 1
When Harry Met Sally
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Status Quo. I think a lot about perception, why things are the way they are and what can we do to change them. If things should be changed at all. Though when the latter enters my thoughts I remember that (to borrow a line from a great writer) "sitting at the back of the bus was how it was done until a 42 year old lady moved up front." I've never been all that impressed with the way things have always been done.

How I can combine ingredients to create a dining experience that is both affecting and unique.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. Part of being in the hospitality industry means that you work when others play. On the up side, I do get to sleep in most days and being able to have a relaxing brunch on a Tuesday afternoon is pretty awesome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told by several unrelated people on several unrelated occasions, that I would make an excellent cult leader. I have no plans to start one, but rest assured if I did, my cult would be awesome.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 30–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You are interesting, attractive and kind.