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Jezuzgumball

24 M San Clemente, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:53pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Let's see. I'm an easy going guy. I get excited about super nerdy things. I love to laugh. I love food.. (oh God, do I love food). I'm a gamer. I play DotA 2 regularly. I also play D&D weekly. No shame. I love to play music.. I play drums, guitar, and piano. I currently work as an electrical assembler. Aaand I guess that's it.

That's kind of a shitty summary now that I look at it. But, whatever. Message me and stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying it as best as I can.
I’m really good at
Beard puns. My beard puns will make you laugh so hard your sideburns.
The first things people usually notice about me
The beard. I get more beard comments a day than the amount of follicles on my face. Fact.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Ask

Movies: I love talking about good movies. You'll have to ask for specific films. But the one I will mention is Star Wars. The original trilogy is one of the finest pieces of cinema ever. We can talk about that, if you are that much of a nerd as I am.

I don't watch too many TV shows anymore. But The only thing I've gone out of my way to watch has been Adventure Time. And Metalocalypse. And Breaking Bad. I also really want to get into Game of Thrones.

I love a ton of music. I am into punk, metal, soft rock, hard rock, classical, chiptune, ska, and bands that sound different. Ask for specifics if you are curious.

Don't even get me started on food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future. Humanity. Science. Outer space. What's in the fridge.
On a typical Friday night I am
It varies. I'm either at home, gaming (most likely Dota), or out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have an account on this stupid website.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you feel like messaging me.