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My self-summary
Weird, depressed, dumb, and immature. AND I HATE BABIES.
Also don't take that side -bar seriously.*

Basically; I am not normal. Then again, very few people are. It's the normal ones you gotta be cautious of, they're not normal. But I am very friendly and easy to get on with if I can strike up conversation.

I'm brutally honest, a rather nice trait I picked up from my friends. If you can't be honest then you're probably going to set bad expectations for yourself to others. It also makes me come off as a bit of a dick, but meh, just what I do I suppose. I'm pretty awesome, but, really; I'm probably not that awesome. I'm a bit of a cunt, actually.

Favourite pastimes are reading really large books of the fantasy genre because I really don't like life and losing myself in a book of fiction is the only way to escape. I'd like to say I'm joking, but I'm not.

My pastimes include and are not limited to: Drawing or sketching either random doodles or fully fleshed ideas, listening to music at sound-barrier breaking levels, gaming till dawn, sleeping until the afternoon, and writing fiction filled stories of the fantasy genre. And of course; the before mentioned reading. Those are the main hobbies of mine, they're all very 'individual' activities.

*What on earth is this stupid Tumblr-tier shite like 'Demi-sexual', OKC? Are you feeling alright? The fuck even is that, being attracted to demi-gods? 'Sapiosexual', being attracted to any kind of human-like thing, monkey-shagging? Heterofexible and Homoflexible are another term for Bi-curious, come on.
What I’m doing with my life
Um... nothing much. Wish I could go to Uni.

I happen to save the galaxy in many different games, but that don't count.
I’m really good at
I don't notice half the things I'm good at. Ask my friends, although they'll tell you I'm fucking brilliant at being dense, or annoying.

In all honesty, I don't know what I'm good at.
The first things people usually notice about me
The eyeliner. It's bolder than I am.

My dark, depressing, extremely inappropriate humour.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
~Phillip Pullman's: His Dark Materials trilogy
~Steg Larrson's: Girl With The Dragon Tattoo trilogy
~Ann Agguire's: Sirantha Jax series
~Sir Terry Pratchett's endless amounts of books
~George Martin's: A Song of Ice and Fire series
~Dan Abnett's: Gaunts Ghosts series.

~Altermeta (My god: Sasha, you beautiful bastard, you.)
~Original Life
~Scandinavia And The World

~James Cameron's: Avatar (Alien kitty people, action, romance, comedy. What more could you want? And don't say "plot", just look at the pretty CGI graphics on the screen and stare at Neytiri's absolutely lovely arse.)
~The Fifth Element (Multipass!)
~The Rocky Horror Picture Show
~Ghost In The Shell
~V for Vendetta

~Death Note
~Psycho Pass
~Black Lagoon
~Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler
~Outlaw Star
~Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex
~Cowboy Bebop

TV Shows:
~Mock the Week
~Scrubs (EAAAGLE!)
~Game of Thrones
~Star Trek: ALL OF IT

I prefer metal, rock, trance, and rave. But I just like what I like and don't like what I don't like. Simple.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
~The imminent Zombie Apocalypse

~The fact that I need to do something with my life

~What I would do if I could shape-shift at will
On a typical Friday night I am
Out drinking, if I can help it.
If not then I'm at home gaming until 2 in the morning.

I also frequently hang with Deadpool and Pinkie Pie.

If none of the above, then usually I'm staying at a friends and gaming there until 2 in the morning, instead. I lead an exciting life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I shot the sheriff.

Seriously though? Um, nope, nothing. I'm pretty much an open book.
You should message me if
If you want to. Simply put.

Just please don't text talk at me or I shall have to stab you with some form of rusty utensil. Namely, a spork. I have one. No seriously, it was a gift from a friend, it's here on my windowsill.