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  • Ages 18–40
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My details

Last online
Aug 6
Black, Native American
7′ 11″ (2.41m)
Body Type
Strictly halal
Other, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
More than $1,000,000
Seeing Someone
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly), German (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Weird, depressed, dumb, and immature.

Basically; I am not normal. Then again, very few people are. But I am very friendly and easy to get on if I can strike up conversation.

I'm brutally honest. A trait I picked up from my friends. If you can't be honest then you're probably going to set bad expectations for yourself to others. It also makes me come off as a bit of a dick, but meh, who cares. I'm pretty awesome, but, really; I'm probably not that awesome. I'm a bit of a twat, really.

Favourite pastimes are reading really large books of the fantasy genre because I really don't like life and losing myself in a book of fiction is the only way to escape. I'd like to say I'm joking, but I'm not.

My pastimes include and are not limited to: Drawing or sketching either random doodles or fully fleshed ideas, listening to music at sound-barrier breaking levels, gaming till the endless wake of dawn, sleeping until the afternoon, and writing fiction filled stories of the fantasy genre. And of course; the before mentioned reading. Those are the main hobbies of mine, they're all very 'individual' activities.

Don't take the side-bar seriously either.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Um... nothing much. Wish I could go to Uni.

I happen to save the galaxy in many different games.
If that counts for anything?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I don't notice half the things I'm good at. Ask my friends, although they'll tell you I'm fucking brilliant at being dense.

In all honesty, I don't know what I'm good at.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The eyeliner. It's bolder than I am.
My dark, depressing, extremely inappropriate humour. I don't blame my dad for being so miserable around me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
~Phillip Pullman's: His Dark Materials trilogy
~Steg Larrson's: Girl With The Dragon Tattoo trilogy
~Ann Agguire's: Sirantha Jax series
~Sir Terry Pratchett's endless amounts of books
~George Martin's: A Song of Ice and Fire series
~Dan Abnett's: Gaunts Ghosts series.

~Altermeta (My god: Sasha, you beautiful bastard, you.)
~Original Life
~Scandinavia And The World

~James Cameron's: Avatar (Alien kitty people, action, romance, comedy. What more could you want? And don't say "plot", just look at the pretty CGI graphics on the screen and stare at Neytiri's absolutely lovely arse.)
~The Fifth Element (Multipass!)
~The Rocky Horror Picture Show
~Ghost In The Shell
~V for Vendetta

~Death Note
~Elfen Lied
~Black Lagoon
~Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler
~Outlaw Star
~Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex
~Cowboy Bebop

TV Shows:
~Mock the Week
~Family Guy
~Scrubs (EAAAGLE!)
~Game of Thrones
~Breaking Bad
~Star Trek: ALL OF IT

I prefer metal, rock, trance, and rave. But I just like what I like and don't like what I don't like. Simple.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
~Estus Flask
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
~The imminent Zombie Apocalypse

~The fact that I need to do something with my life

~What I would do if I could shape-shift at will
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out drinking, if I can help it.
If not then I'm at home gaming until 2 in the morning.

I also frequently hang with Deadpool and Pinkie Pie.

If none of the above, then usually I'm staying at a friends and gaming there until 2 in the morning, instead. I lead an exciting life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I shot the sheriff.

Seriously though? Um, nope, nothing. I'm pretty much an open book.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to. Simply put.

Just please don't text talk at me or I shall have to stab you with some form of rusty cooking utensil.