I DON'T KNOW HOW I KEEP DRAWING ALL THESE ACES, I'M LIKE THE LUCKIEST GUY IN THE WORLD!
I was in health research (cancer/HIV) for a decade and have since left for a far more fulfilling and rewarding career in fantasy sports. I made this change because I'm excellent at making decisions. Don't get lost in the paradox, just keep calm and move on.
My Grandmother has recently gone full on senile and couldn't take care of her cat anymore. Since I'm a giant idiot, I now am the caretaker of her horrible feline AIDS riddled kitten. She sneezes and pukes on everything.