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My self-summary
I never cheat at anything, except for war. I always cheat at war. If I was interested in watching a slow random number generator unfold, I would tell my computer to do it then shake the shit out of the thing screaming 'Yes but slower, and with more bullshit shuffling."
I don't know how I keep drawing all these aces either!

I was in health research (cancer/HIV) for a decade and have since left for a far more fulfilling and rewarding career in fantasy sports. I made this change because I'm excellent at making decisions. Don't get lost in the paradox, just keep calm and move on.

My Grandmother has recently gone full on senile and couldn't take care of her cat anymore. Since I'm a giant idiot, I now am the caretaker of her horrible feline AIDS riddled kitten. She sneezes and pukes on everything.
What I’m doing with my life
Predicting sporting outcomes. Writing, reading, softball. I play guitar with breathtaking mediocrity.
I’m really good at
Counting the number of numbers.
The first things people usually notice about me
He'd be cuter if he still had hair. But then I would have to have shampoo! Have you seen the horrible things shampoo companies do to bunnies to test that stuff? I'm basically a bunny hero. You're welcome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Speaker for the dead, Stranger in a Strange land, A Clockwork Orange, Dune, LoTR, Flowers for Algernon, The Chronicles of Narnia, You Shall Know Our Velocity, The Once And Future King.
Steven King usually makes my eyes bleed. His protagonists are always writers and the monsters feel like he just look around his house and asked, what if this appliance was a man eating space alien in disguise. I'm still bitter about the end to It.
Movies: Memento, LotR, Blade Runner, Superbad, Schindlers list, role models, 500 days of summer, Star Wars, American History X, Death to Smoochy, Fargo, Big Lebowski, There will be Blood, The usual suspects, American Beauty.

Music: Bad Relgion, Jack White, Weezer, Joe Satriani, Eric Clapton, Andrew lloyd Webber, RENT, Rilo Kiley.

Food: Food
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whats with today, today? Other assorted nonsense.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I miss sealab2021. More than some dead relatives.
You should message me if
Gutsy question. There are two types of people reading this profile: sheep and sharks. Anyone who is a sheep can go away.
Message me if you're a shark. Sharks are winners, and they don't look back because they have no necks. Necks are for sheep.