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Jilesofthetrees

31 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:00am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I spent a few years doing HIV vaccine research to avenge Freddie Mercury and to save African babies. For those of you keeping score, that makes me a friend of both black children and gay male adults. All other age/ethnicity/sexual orientation groups can solve their own health problems until they write Bohemian Rhapsody. I now am moving on to tackle cancer... Rarrgggggg fear me cancer, and stay away from my stuff!

I really haven't had a good food fight in ages.

My Grandmother has recently gone full on senile and couldn't take care of her cat anymore. Since I'm a giant idiot, I now am the caretaker of her horrible feline AIDS riddled abomination. She sneezes and pukes on everything. TLDR: If you have less than infinite patience/affection for cats you'll probably never want to step into my apartment.
What I’m doing with my life
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Science, HIV vaccine research, cancer research. Writing, reading, softball. I play music alot, then listen to people who are good, and wonder what they're doing that I'm not. I think its something in the water they drink, or that I'm tone deaf.
I’m really good at
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Counting the number of numbers.
The first things people usually notice about me
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He'd be cuter if he still had hair. But then I would have to have shampoo! Have you seen the horrible things shampoo companies do to bunnies to test that stuff? I'm basically a bunny hero. You're welcome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Speaker for the dead, Stranger in a Strange land, A Clockwork Orange, Dune, LoTR, Flowers for Algernon, The Chronicles of Narnia, You Shall Know Our Velocity, The Once And Future King.
Steven King usually makes my eyes bleed. His protagonists are always writers and the monsters feel like he just look around his house and asked, what if this ice cream scoop was a man eating space alien in disguise. I'm still bitter about the end to It.
Movies: Memento, LotR, Blade Runner, Superbad, Schindlers list, role models, 500 days of summer, Star Wars, American History X, Death to Smoochy, Fargo, Big Lebowski, There will be Blood, The usual suspects, American Beauty.

Music: Bad Relgion, Jack White, Weezer, Joe Satriani, Eric Clapton, Andrew lloyd Webber, RENT.

Food: Food
The six things I could never do without
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Books
Music
Math
Air
Water
food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whats with today, today? Other assorted nonsense.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Me
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I miss sealab2021. More than some dead relatives.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
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you're buttons work and got pushed.