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Jilesofthetrees

32 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:27am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I never cheat at anything, except for war. I always cheat at war. If I was interested in watching a slow random number generator unfold, I would tell my computer to do it then shake the shit out of the thing screaming 'Yes but slower, and with more bullshit shuffling."
I DON'T KNOW HOW I KEEP DRAWING ALL THESE ACES, I'M LIKE THE LUCKIEST GUY IN THE WORLD!

I was in health research (cancer/HIV) for a decade and have since left for a far more fulfilling and rewarding career in fantasy sports. I made this change because I'm excellent at making decisions. Don't get lost in the paradox, just keep calm and move on.

My Grandmother has recently gone full on senile and couldn't take care of her cat anymore. Since I'm a giant idiot, I now am the caretaker of her horrible feline AIDS riddled kitten. She sneezes and pukes on everything.
What I’m doing with my life
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Science, HIV vaccine research, cancer research. Writing, reading, softball. I play music alot, then listen to people who are good, and wonder what they're doing that I'm not. I think its something in the water they drink, or that I'm tone deaf.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Counting the number of numbers.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
He'd be cuter if he still had hair. But then I would have to have shampoo! Have you seen the horrible things shampoo companies do to bunnies to test that stuff? I'm basically a bunny hero. You're welcome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Speaker for the dead, Stranger in a Strange land, A Clockwork Orange, Dune, LoTR, Flowers for Algernon, The Chronicles of Narnia, You Shall Know Our Velocity, The Once And Future King.
Steven King usually makes my eyes bleed. His protagonists are always writers and the monsters feel like he just look around his house and asked, what if this appliance was a man eating space alien in disguise. I'm still bitter about the end to It.
Movies: Memento, LotR, Blade Runner, Superbad, Schindlers list, role models, 500 days of summer, Star Wars, American History X, Death to Smoochy, Fargo, Big Lebowski, There will be Blood, The usual suspects, American Beauty.

Music: Bad Relgion, Jack White, Weezer, Joe Satriani, Eric Clapton, Andrew lloyd Webber, RENT, Rilo Kiley.

Food: Food
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books
Music
Math
Air
Water
food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whats with today, today? Other assorted nonsense.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Me
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I miss sealab2021. More than some dead relatives.
You should message me if
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Gutsy question. There are two types of people reading this profile: sheep and sharks. Anyone who is a sheep can go away.
Message me if you're a shark. Sharks are winners, and they don't look back because they have no necks. Necks are for sheep.