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Jilted_John

37 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:04am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Just moved back
What I’m doing with my life
Moving from coast to coast way too often
I’m really good at
Keeping my composure while inebriated.
The first things people usually notice about me
tattoos. shitty beard. Not looking or acting my age, yet having couth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Currently reading "I'm Dying Up Here" the history of 70's stand-up.

Steve Martin in the Jerk. No modern Hollywood bullshit.

Currently obsessed with Drunk History, both the Funny or Die and Comedy Central episodes. Pawn Stars is pretty cool too.

The Raspberries, EVERYTHING. Fun House by the Stooges. Velvet Underground and Nico S/T. The first 9 Black Sabbath records. electric eels. Let's start with that. I also enjoy most bands that were heavily influenced by the ones listed.
The six things I could never do without
Everything I own can fit inside a small sedan. I can move at the drop of a hat if need be. I'd eventually like to change this, but at the moment it's a cold hard fact. But I do have records stored in 2 other states. I've promised myself I'd plant somewhere in the next 3 years.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If in fact time travel is real.

How long I'll last in LA.
EDIT: I've moved

Coney Island
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting people drunk
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends