Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you grew up in a small town like I did, then you're probably
familiar with "cruisin" the main street in town. I wrote this poem
and based it on my experiences growing up in and around
Twenty one and life is terrific
Me n my baby cruisin Pacific
Riding in my 55 Crown Vicky
With a souped up motor and a cam that's tricky
Lowered, baby moons, and a dual exhaust
If you try to keep up, you're gonna get lost
Ron and Susan riding in the backseat
Cruisin night, man, what a treat
Radio dial on KJR
Music blasting, rockin the car
Eddie Cochran's got them summertime blues
Maybe he should join us on our cruise
Look, there's Joel in his SS Chevelle
I heard that thing really goes like hell
Then from the backseat Susan yells
Turn that up! I really love the Shirelles
Isn't that Nancy?
I wonder why she's not with Clancy
Who's that guy she's with?
Wow, did they just kiss?
A daddy's car full of honeys
I think the driver is that cute chick Bunny
There's Marie, the Bremerton ****
She thinks she's cool cuz her daddy's rich
She's out cruisin with her friend Lynette
I hate Marie, but I love her Vette
Oops, there's a cop!
Better hide that can or we're going to get stopped.
OK, who's in the mood?
I think it's time to get some food
I'll drive by the Arctic Circle
And see if stopping there is worthwhile
No, it's A&W that I prefer
I want a Papa Burger and an ice cold root beer.
No, it's too soon to go home and quit
We're going to make at least one more circuit
For fun, I write poetry and jokes. Here's a couple of
Where do you store your most prized possessions?
Are they stored in a vault under lock and key?
Are they displayed in a museum for all to see?
Do you keep them in a closet on the top shelf?
Do you keep all the good things to yourself?
All my best things are stored in my heart
It has more than enough room to do the part
The memories and loves of a lifetime fit in there
No material things can begin to compare
The best things in life are the memories and loves that we
Some get up at the break of day
Others choose to sleep their life away
Many go to work to earn their daily pay
As for me, I think I'll flyaway
Sleep on the beach and wear a red beret
When I get hungry, I'll have some consommé
Anyone want to join me on my getaway?
She's kind of a hippy, it shows in her hair
She wears it center-parted with a bit of a flair
Sometimes she wears it with combs and a clip
Other times headbands, man they're a trip
Her hair smells like strawberries, shampoo, I guess
And she always has on a pretty sundress
I think that I love her, but it brings me distress
Because she doesn't notice and couldn't care less
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Basically, I'm just enjoying my retirement. When I save enough
money, I travel. Otherwise, I spend a lot of time in my condo
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lots of things, but I think that I'm a reasonably good writer of
poetry. Here's a couple of examples:
In my dreams I see
You and me becoming a we
Now that our kids are grown and gone
It's time for us to have some fun
Grab your passport and let's go
To places like Cabo, Paris, and Monaco
Come on, get up, get off your a$$
We're still young enough to have a blast!
The solitary trees look like abandoned lovers
Dropping their leaves into the river like old love letters
The leaves drift away and disappear
Just like the dreams that the lovers once held dear
Saw her today
Didn't know what to say
But my heart feels the way
That it did on that day
When she walked away
She lost her looks early
Which was just as well
Because her luck with men
Hadn't been too swell
Men she attracted were mostly inbred
Whose personalities would be improved
With a shovel to the back of the head
The first things people usually notice about me
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My physical size. I'm 6 feet tall and weigh around 245 pounds. I'm
not fat, though. I work out with weights and have a fair amount of
muscle, especially for someone my age. See my pictures.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite books are murder mysteries. I like Jo Nesbo, Henning
Mankell, Lisa Black, Jussi Adler Olsen, S.J. Bolton, etc. I'm not
much of a movie buff, but will occasionally attend a movie. I like
oldies rock, 80's new wave, punk, ABBA, some country, just to name
a few. I'm not into fancy foods. I like the basics like hamburgers,
steak, fish & chips, Chinese, Thai, just to name a few things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My car. My computer. My home. My friends and relatives. Books. The
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Right now, I think a lot about meeting an attractive, compatible
woman for a possible LTR.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably reading a good book with the TV on to provide some
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have been a nudist for most of my adult life. My late wife and I
belonged to a Seattle area club (Fraternity Snoqualmie) and to one
in southern California called Elysium.
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