Sounds good but I've been on these things forever. I do much better offline. I've had friends for over 20 years that I didn't meet online. I'm here to have fun so you can message me without me stalking you. lol I have a warped sense of humor and like to hear from others that maybe let's say are a little different.
Now what do I put here? I hate filling out forms.
I like night,the color black,dark creepy things,pretty much anything out of the ordinary. Now for girls it's hard to pin point. I had a dream about a cute blond girl with bright green lipstick and eye liner and green mixed in her hair. Saw a girl with a grim reaper tattoo on her upper arm. Had a dance from a gypsy girl with cat's eyes on her lower back. Kinkier the better. Not normal or what's expected. Other than that I like the natural look with no makeup at all. No need to shave. Just natural beauty.
Likes: ice cream, poptarts dipped in yogurt, PB&J, fruits, most anything with barbecue sauce on it (sweet baby rays), air conditioning, animals, music, lingerie (on sexy girls of course), sexy girls (without the lingerie too), haunted houses, scary movies, comedy clubs, gentlemen's clubs, boobs, guitars, keyboards, zoos, art, some museums, concerts, fairs, plays, bike riding, sex (with those sexy girls mentioned above), BDSM (some of it), picnics, people watching, ketchup, chocolate, cheeseburgers, cook outs, dragons, gargoyles, vampires, wear wolfs, creepy things in general, spaghetti, lasagna, fantasy creatures, berries, pizza, pizza rolls, salads (especially potato and macaroni. Mom used to make cucumber salad. I miss that), Motts Mixed Berry Applesauce, porn, my Nexus 7 tablet, funny, blue hair, really any color hair, creative tattoos, silliness, kissing, cuddling, nacho cheese anything, M&Ms, pudding, yogurt, pumpkin pie, most pies, Jessica Rabbit, Jessica (True Blood), Britney Spears, Anthony Wiener (that perv lol), Elvis Duran, Bethany on Elvis Duran (Hotty), Selena Gomez (cutie), Harry Potter (especially Hermione), Star Trek, Batman (and of course Cat Woman purrrrr), asses (not donkeys), massages (giving and receiving), James Bond ( that's Bond James Bond), The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (ummm), masturbation (doing and watching ;), birds singing, crickets chirping, bananas, hump day (should be everyday ;), Dexter's sister, Kermit the Frog (?), Cher (??), Christina Aguilera (dirty), Katy Perry (big boobs :), Lady Gaga (Bad Romance), Sunflowers, board games, card games, strip poker, truth or dare, spin the bottle, girls doing jumping jacks or jogging, escalators, water slides (mostly at the bottom watching the bikinis slip off ;), cantaloupe, moonlight, lightning bugs, black squirrels, BJs (not the wholesale club), tongue piercings (see BJs ;),orgasms (obviously), belly button piercings, nipple piercings (or not), nudism, Khaleesi (game of thrones), pubic hair (or not), hobbits, elves, wizards and gollums, castles, smores, Guns N Roses, purple, cotton candy, circus peanuts, candy corn, pulled pork, Southpark (though I'm behind), Evanescence (had a thing for Amy Lee and her voice is the shit), Lincoln Park, chess, chest ;), magic, mystery, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, music videos, younger girls (over 18 of course), watching web cam models, music videos, voyeurism, bondage, spanking, exhibitionism, parades, fries (with lots of ketchup), milkshakes, Whoppers, Big Macs, sloopy joes, role playing, creampies ;), ice cream sandwiches, bread and butter pickles, dill pickles, wet spots ;), wheat bread, johnsonville brats, different cultures and nationalities, dinosaurs, aliens, robots, tribbles, furbies, gremlins, long hair, braids, pig tails, short skirts, stockings, jewelry, squirting, stripping, erotic dancing, belly dancing,
Dislikes: Lists (lol) Bright light, hot (temperature not girls), bugs, loud, stress, crowds, rodents (the vermin type), arrogance, cruelness, rudeness, materialism, road rage, some country music (sorry, Though Taylor Swift and Carrie Underwood rock my world), music that consists of just screaming, dog poop (where I'm walking of course), bird poop (on my head or car of course), colds, allergies, yard work(but I do it), doctors, hospitals, conforming, telemarketers, bill collectors, grocery shopping, mornings, racism, pushy people, Debbie Downers, Negative Nellies, politics, diarrhea and Justin Bieber (probably in that that order), cannibalism (just because), murderers (obvious except Freddy Kruger, Jason and Michael Myers of course. Almost forgot Chucky that lil bastard), Muzak, most reality TV (though I watched the Kim Kardashian Sex Tape.... A few times), plain popcorn (need caramel on it or something), too many rules, signs (Tesla :), traffic, belligerence, war, 3 bean salad (not a big vinegar fan), Hannibal (kind of goes with the cannibalism above), humidity, fried chicken (like chicken most other ways though), tofu, STDs (Please don't have any as I don't), fakes, scammers, women professing their love to you in a couple of messages and asking for money, boredom,