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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–32
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:18pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Full figured
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Science / Engineering
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Once long ago on a cold fall morning I was born. Pretty much pain and suffering since then. ;) I like the darker aspects of life. I LOVE to travel. I love going on road trips, you help with gas I'm up for anywhere, going out, and exploring abandoned/spooky (I like that I got to use the word spooky.) places. "Nothing ever came form a life that was a simple one"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I currently work at a lab as the prep/physical testing manager. I own a dog, guess what kind. Trying to get my life straight, aren't we all? Missing small venues and basement punk/metal/rock shows.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hmmmmm...I'm really good at my job surprisingly. I like cooking. Jumping into rivers in the dead of winter for charity, and apparently being that guy friend that keeps the bar creepers away.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The epic beard. Apparently I have a nice smile too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Any fantasy, 1984, A brave new world.
Movie at the moment: Sin City

Shows: Walking Dead

Music: Flogging Molly, The devil makes three, Muddy Waters, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Dropkick Murphys, Nina Simone, Alice Cooper, The Misfits, The World/Inferno Friendship Society, Marilyn Manson, Basement Jaxx, Apex twin, Daft Punk, fluke, KMFDM, Megadeth, Mindless Self Indulgence, Nine Inch Nails, Repo the Genetic Opera, Robin Trower, Slayer, Static-X, Steely Dan, Steep Canyon Rangers. To name a few.

Food: Haven't tried everything yet.

I'm currently on a beer kick with some friends. Thebeardedkilt on untappd if you're into the beer scene.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog.
My car.
My friends.
A crow bar. (It's useful! When the Zombies come then you'll be like "JimBo was right!")
My dog. (Its on here twice I know. I like my dog.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
She smells like angels ought to smell. The perfect woman. The goddess. Goldie.
She says her name is Goldie...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Down Southside getting my Irish on, or at JPs bar taking over the jukebox.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like romantic comedies, and I have a thing for high heels. Not wearing them mind you, just like it when girls do. Love girls with tattoos, Rockabilly, and mohawks. I had a huge crush on Brody. Shera was my first love.
You should message me if
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You have a sense of humor and can go with the flow. Aren't afraid of a little danger or a little B&E. (Breaking and Entering. Apparently no one knows what that means and thought it was something sexual.) You don't play games, REALLY tired of games! Also message me if you're Tank Girl, especially if you're Tank Girl.

Ps. I hate these questions. How can you judge some one based on an internet questionnaire. Although some of them are quite amusing.
Pps. If you catch me on here, I'm extremely bored, usually sitting at home.