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27 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–32
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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This will be our year, took a long time to come.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
if you figure that out, will you let me know?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
This section used to be about how I bike to work and got into an accident and fixed my wheel and started biking again. It was meant to do several things:
1.Show that I'm tough that I routinely bike across bridges, because I do.
3. show that i'm at least a little bit handy.

I've since stopped biking because its cold as shit. This statement invalidates (1)
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a glasses, and a big butt.
but seriously, my butts pretty big.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Sherman Alexie, David Mitchell (Cloud Atlas and 1000 Autumns of Jacob de Zoet), The Heart is a Lonely Hunter, Thornton Wilder, C.S Lewis

White Men Can't Jump, Legends of the Fall, Fiddler on the Roof, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, Django Unchained, High Noon

Buckwild (RIP Shaine Gandy), The First Season of the OC

How about that Haim album, amiright? Dolly Parton, Paul Simon and Earl Sweatshirt. Fleetwood Mac. Yeezus. Smashing Pumpkins. I'm on a heavy The Antlers kick this week.

Noodles, Beans, Eggs (poor people stuff)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2.Aaron Carter's "How I beat Shaq" (just in case)
3.Gloves--my hands get cold (i've lost my 2nd pair of gloves this winter. I fucking hate winter)
4.My friends
5.A good book
6.The hasids in my neighborhood asking me if I am jewish, its nice when strangers take an interest in you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
seriously, fuck santacon
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
there is a reason.
don't blame it on me.
blame it on my wild heart
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not sure of the difference between "warm" and "lukewarm"
You should message me if
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you want to talk about how shitty winter was, OR, try to convince me otherwise.

I have yet to hear a convincing argument why winter doesn't suck.

yes i realize its nearing the end of summer and I'm still bitching about the winter.