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I'm Jim, and these are my misadventures. I'm bisexual, no preference, and I'm currently seeking an open or a closed relationship with a boy or girl. I like women of most ages (a strong preference for those who have progressed well past pubsecence but have not drifted into geronity), but I would have to be well-enamored of you if you were a guy and more than two or three years older than me. I do tend to be submissive with women (especially older ones) and dominant with men (especially younger ones).

More about me? Well, I'm in the process of transforming from a wallflower to an egomaniac. Not the kind who treats other people who don't deserve it like shit, but the kind who knows what to do and has the testicular fortitude to do it. Imagine Ray Smuckles without the misogyny, bad money sense, or thong. If anybody out there could help me in this regard, I could reward them handsomely. ;o

I like animation of all countries and of almost all varieties (Cartoon Cartoons and Nicktoons have been sliding down a drain of repitition the last five years). Also kung-fu, sci-fi, style-over-substance, historical, and wuxia films. And music that's so laden down with sound that you can't pick anything apart, especially the vocals.

I will slap you if you say 'Roronoa Zolo'. Seriously. The first thing you will see when that 'lo' parts ways with your lips is a twitching, enraged, undodgeable hand set upon your cheek's eventual destruction. I will also give you a stern warning with the promise of a future slap if you say 'JU-lee-yus SEE-zar', 'SIH-seh-row', or 'VIN-ny VI-di VEE-chee', or any other bastardization of Latin.

I love winter. I love snow. I love cold. I love holidays. I love snuggling in a warm house. Which totally explains why my last two locales were a swamp and a desert.

And if you have to know, Jim the Pony is my alter-ego. He's awesome. You should talk to him some time.

Oh yes, and I promise, from the bottom of my heart, that I will never ever hit on a gay woman or straight man, no matter how hot they are, unless it is strictly for comedic purposes.

Currently pulling my life back into shape after a somewhat debilitating adolescence. Not that I'm depressed about it or anything, it's just that I want to reach out and grab the independence I've been craving. And then throttle it. With video games. And then laugh and dance and sing and stuff.

Writing, actually. Once I add drawing to this entry form, my life will be complete.

Whatever eclectic/esoteric/weird thing I've got written on my shirt.

Books: Collapse, Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Battle Royale, Harry Potter, the works of Harry Turtledove, Steven Saylor, and Kim Stanley Robinson, and GTO.

Movies: The Great Dictator, Star Wars, Stephen Chow pictures, Sin City, Utena, Snatch, serious movies that star comedians, The Manchurian Candidate (the 1963 version), and anything by Miyazaki.

Music: Anime soundtracks, indie rock, good commercial rock, most forms of techno (except for that heavy ambient crap), all periods of classical, elder generations of rock,

Food: Ice Cream, Sushi, Indian food, Ribs, Chinese, and anything with a particularly strong taste

1) The Intarweb
2) Shoujo comics
3) Peachies
4) Friends
5) Paper and Pen
6) Language textbooks

How to move up in life, sex, boys, femmies, girls, anime, the nature of personal advancement, politics, and popular culture.

Probably on the comp. If not, I'm either DDRing or going out with friends.

I had a phase where I wanted to be a girl, once. I'm pretty sure I got over it. (Even though that's not a bad thing.)

The crossdressing's still there, though. :D

You want somebody to talk to for a while. Or snuggle. Snuggling is good.

If your match percentage with me is greater than 65%.

And if you're shy, that's all the better: take a crack at me. I guarantee that at the very least, you're going to get a friend out of it. Remember though, I'm never the one to initiate the talking. I'm leaving that up to you.

If you are male, and can convincingly crossplay as Bridget from Guilty Gear, I do not care who you are or how far away you are from me, you are MINE. (P.S. Send pix, plz.)