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Jimbones_Jones

23 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:48am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My name is Jim. I love death metal and I get told I look like the Weasley twins from those Potter movies.

I smoke too much.

I work a lot and don't really go out that much because of that. Kind of a home-body.
What I’m doing with my life
College grad. I'm focusing on becoming a film/video editor. It's something I've been doing for a long time and it's definitely where I'm going in life. I went to school for it in the city and it's the thing I'm focusing on most. I work on freelance projects from time to time, when I can, and I'm always looking for collaborations so I can work with other people.
Ask me if you wanna see some of my work.

I just quit my job as a bouncer at probably the worst bar in the city because I have a kick-ass new job in news. I work the graveyard shift, so I have a really weird sleeping schedule. I'm editing there, so I think this is a good way to start what I want to do.
I’m really good at
1 on 1s. In a large group I can tend to get a little quiet.
I'm also really good at moshing. I tear it up in a circle pit.
I really enjoy writing a nice, grammatically correct sentence.
Bong rips.
The first things people usually notice about me
My glasses, my metal shirts, and my height.
I also get told that I have a nice smile.
My naturally red hair. People seem to need to point out to me that I'm a ginger. I'm very aware, and I don't mind being called it, so go ahead if you must.
I've been told I'm very mature for my age.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite books are usually graphic novels; I'm a visual person. My favorite series is Preacher. As far as novels go, though, I love Stephen King books. I usually read one of his books every summer.

I love movies, so it's hard to pick favorite. A few I like are Funny People, American Psycho, A Serbian Film, The Shining, The Thing...I'll tell you more if you ask. Horror movies are my favorite, though, and the more gore/fucked up the movie is, the more I'll probably like it. It doesn't even have to be good!

Shows: American Horror Story, Curb Your Enthusiasm, almost every animated [as] show...samsies as movies. Just ask me. I love talking about this stuff.

I'm very passionate about the music I listen to, which is almost exclusively metal. Not that 'Bring Me The Horizion' or 'Bullet For My Valentine' bullshit; I mean Cannibal Corpse, Deicide, Fleshgod Apocalypse, Belphegor, GWAR, Hate Eternal, Aborted, Bloodbath, Aeon...if you know what I'm talking about you can see the trend. The heavier and more evil sounding, the better. I won't post my full list because you'd be reading forever. I love talking music, so if you wanna learn about this, cuz not many people know it all that well, or if you're into the same shit, we'll have a great time.
I did say 'almost' exclusively metal. For some reason, I have a really soft spot for Modest Mouse, Manchester Orchestra, and older Gorillaz, and a couple of sad songs by other people. I don't understand why I like these few songs, but I do. I can put up with most music if I have to, but I will not do rap or country, especially country.

Mexican and Thai food; I need them.
The six things I could never do without
-Cats
-Death metal
-My computer
-Internet connection
-Mouth guard (I have TMJ)
-Death metal cats
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-How cool it would be to be in a band.
-Why my two bands haven't taken off.
-Coming up with more songs for my Ciley Myrus project
-What a person's insides look like.
-What it would be like to live in a world where people didn't put 'Fun Fact' at the beginning of something they're going to say.
- How much I hate Amtrak.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually just hanging out with my friends doing whatever suits us that night, which usually is going out and harassing small children and/or senior citizens.
Headbanging by myself in my room or on Clark Street. I need more metal friends.
Watching There Will Be Blood for the 30 billionth time.

Well, I'm now a bouncer at a bar and will thus be doing that every Friday night, but I'd prefer to be doing moar handbanging.

Taking the Left Hand Path
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If my obsession with cats gets any stronger, it will border on sexual.

I used to love rap in high school and I thought I was pretty gangster. I'm embarrassed that I went through that phase now.

My one desire, my only wish is to be eaten. The longer I live the more I'm dying to feel the pain.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you have hands. Please don't message me if you're going to have to type to me with your feet or press each key with your nose. Amputees need not apply.
If you're short. Or tall. I'll probably be taller than you anyway, but short girls have a special place in my heart.

Please, no one from outside of the city or immediate suburbs. I can't do another long-distance thing. I just can't.