I'm Jim or Jamie,

What i'm called usually depends on wether you met me at before I was 3 or after I was 12.

I like going out, I love exercise.

At the moment i'm trying to find someone that I connect with.
I've never done the love thing so i'd like to find someone I can do that with.

These days I spend most of my time reading up on how to become a paramedic, i'm currently looking through greys anatomy.
Do not read greys anatomy.
Its outdated and boring.
I try remembering random names for stuff like "Chondrin" and "Vaginas"

I'm working my way through my "Buffy the vampire slayer" boxset at the moment, I really hope to find someone who likes it because the sense of humor in that show is amazing.

I go to the gym with my brother, jogging with my dad and swimming with my mom. If any of you would like a weird first date you could come along with me and we could oh god that would be so awkward sombody needs to do that.

I have never given a body massage but I like saying it.

I'm writing this thing called "Cop drama" and i'm getting a bunch of friends and people i'm paying to be in it.
So far i'm just trying to make it as gross and hilarious as possible.
I might just make fart jokes instead.

If you'd like to help make it just message me.
I'll give you a credit and i'll pay you in the drink of your choice.

Unless its blood or goldschlager.

Dancing like nobodys watching.
While i'm watching.

I am not a good dancer.

Probally my innate ability to shrug off difficult situations and my beard.

Possibly the fact that i'm probally peeing on them.
That happened once.
It was an accidental accident.

George R.R.Martin's "A Song of ice and fire"
Watchmen
Royoksopp, Madeon, The rolling stones.
Indiana Jones and the raiders of the lost ark
Star Wars, Buffy the vampire slayer.

sushi, pizza and whiskey

URGH Oxygen, food, water.
My body,
Entertainment,
Friends.

The ramifications of immortality and the probability of limitless recourses being discovered in our lifetime. Wether man is born into control or wether we make the rules as we go along.

Also butts.

DANCING LIKE NOBODYS WATCHING.

I have a man crush on Joe Rogan.

You think the sun is bigger than the earth.