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33 M Omaha, NE

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:37am
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am really not a very serious person; I think life in general is pretty hilarious and I can find humor in many situations. I am fitness and health oriented, and generally I think of myself as a pretty chill guy who can get along with anyone.

I am probably more than a little bit of a nerd although I try to not conform to many of the stereotypes. You will definitely not see me in a fedora, at least not until I'm 50 or so. Then it will be classy, not lame.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently I'm evaluating going back to school to get a math degree. I have been caught in the web of insurance and I want to become an actuary, or maybe an underwriter.

I do currently work in insurance, it's always busy but also gratifying. I have an Associate's Degree and most of a Bachelor's degree.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing and art.

Picking out random phrases from newscasts and thinking they're the most hilarious thing ever.

Making lemon cake with Mountain Dew.

Being obssessed with certain artists or albums or soundtracks for weeks at a time.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have truly bitchin' sesamoid bones
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything by Neil Gaiman, Lamb, The Thief of Always, Gravity's Rainbow, Old Man's War, The Name of the Wind / Wise Man's Fear, Zero, Neuromancer, Snow Crash, etc. I'm generally into sci-fi, and fantasy (whether contemporary or high fantasy).


Fight Club, District 9, Lord of the Rings, many many kung fu movies, Jacob's Ladder, Hot Fuzz, The Prestige, The Fountain, Three Kings, The King's Speech, The Town, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, etc. I have wide-ranging tastes, and in general, if it's good, I'll watch it.


Too many to list. Pretty much the only thing I won't listen to is country music. Current and/or perennial favorites include Childish Gambino, The Mars Volta, Brand New, Brandon Flowers, Cursive, Rilo Kiley, Coheed and Cambria, The Gossip, Head Automatica, and Opeth. My current obsession is Shovels and Rope.


I try to eat very healthy. I suppose I'm not terribly adventurous but usually I'll give it a shot. Generally I don't like really heavy food so French and Indian cuisine are out.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Giant TVs, my cats, surround sound, reading good books, listening to good music, hiking/biking/running outside, and dreaming of world travel.

That's more than six things, but there you have it; I live large
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future. As for a non-cliché answer, I like to focus on the mysteries of life. For example, how do blind people know when they're done wiping?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with close friends, or content to watch a movie or read a book. Not big into parties or large get-togethers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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No idea. When I was 8 I messed with the thermostat at my school and I felt really terrible about it and was afraid I had destroyed something or someone would catch me.
You should message me if
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You are looking for a person who will be serious with you when the situation is appropriate, but who will also belt out tunes on the radio (horribly), annoy you with random facts, work out with you, and someone with whom you can devour TV series and movies.