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My self-summary
I am really not a very serious person; I think life in general is pretty hilarious and I can find humor in many situations. I am fitness and health oriented, and generally I think of myself as a pretty chill guy who can get along with anyone.

Here's where I'm at in my life; I actually went out of my way to contact Myspace so I could get back into my profile and update it. Clearly I made a wrong turn somewhere.
What I’m doing with my life
I currently work in insurance, it's always busy but also gratifying. I have an Associate's Degree and most of a Bachelor's degree.

I have been doing LOMA classes, Six Sigma coursework, and AHIP courses, partially because it's interesting and partially because I get bonuses and stuff.
I’m really good at
Writing and art.

Picking out random phrases from newscasts and thinking they're the most hilarious thing ever.

Making lemon cake with Mountain Dew.

Being obssessed with certain artists or albums or soundtracks for weeks at a time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have truly bitchin' sesamoid bones
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Anything by Neil Gaiman, Lamb, The Thief of Always, Gravity's Rainbow, Old Man's War, The Name of the Wind / Wise Man's Fear, Zero, Neuromancer, Snow Crash, etc. I'm generally into sci-fi, and fantasy (whether contemporary or high fantasy).


Fight Club, District 9, Lord of the Rings, many many kung fu movies, Jacob's Ladder, Hot Fuzz, The Prestige, The Fountain, Three Kings, The King's Speech, The Town, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, etc. I have wide-ranging tastes, and in general, if it's good, I'll watch it.


Too many to list. Pretty much the only thing I won't listen to is country music. Current and/or perennial favorites include Childish Gambino, The Mars Volta, Brand New, Brandon Flowers, Cursive, Rilo Kiley, Coheed and Cambria, The Gossip, Head Automatica, and Opeth. My current obsession is Shovels and Rope.


I try to eat very healthy. I suppose I'm not terribly adventurous but usually I'll give it a shot. Generally I don't like really heavy food so French and Indian cuisine are out.
The six things I could never do without
Giant TVs, my cats, surround sound, reading good books, listening to good music, hiking/biking/running outside, and dreaming of world travel.

That's more than six things, but there you have it; I live large
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future. As for a non-cliché answer, I like to focus on the mysteries of life. For example, how do blind people know when they're done wiping?
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with close friends, or content to watch a movie or read a book. Not big into parties or large get-togethers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
No idea. When I was 8 I messed with the thermostat at my school and I felt really terrible about it and was afraid I had destroyed something or someone would catch me.
You should message me if
You have looked at your life and noticed a great yawning chasm, which can only be filled by the presence of a man who drives a Pontiac