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JimmyD203

32 New Haven, CT Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:20pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
INTP

Hello, you who is reading this:

First, for your own enjoyment, i am going to lie to you, and tell you that I sound exactly like Morgan Freeman. So, when reading this, you'll read it in my voice.

I find it pertinant to mention that, on average, I don't like people. I'm not a people person. Maybe it would be more correct to say that I am picky about my company. One could argue that I am a product of my enviroment; too much exposure to people of poor character has soured me.

The other edge of this sword is that I love my company deeply. I'm much like an old dog. I'll hate you until I know you, and then I'll be endeared you forever.

Now I sound like Jason Statham.

I'm a nerd, I play video games, read comics, watch sci-fi and action flicks. But I am also a martial artist, a rockclimber, an archer, a hiker, a camper, and a cook. I have many skill sets. I like to call myself an "action nerd."

I love to make people laugh. On certain days I consider trying my hand at stand-up comedy, but I then I realize what a terrible idea that would actually be.

I'm pagan, too. But that doesn't need to effect you in any way. If you want to talk about it with me, great, if not, I'm probably not going to bring it up first. But it helps me get through my day, which is really anyone can ask of a religion.

I'm pretty smart. I'm also incredibly stupid. I am pretty peculiar. I'm also pretty mundane. I am a contradiction.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a chef. Even went to Johnson and Wales, and earned myself a degree in the culinary arts. I currently cook for a whole foods.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Well, cooking I hope. I like to think I am good at solving problems. People have told me that I am a good person to talk to about problems or such drama.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my height. I am only 5'5".

And that I sound exactly like Gilbert Godfried.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Good Omens by Neil Gaiman, American Gods by Neil Gaiman, Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman... sensing a pattern?
The zombie survival guide by max brooks, Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonegut, The Thief by Megan Whalen Turner, Kitchen Confidential by Anthony Bourdain... and MORE...

Movies: (I just realized I buy mainly action and adventure flicks... I do love some dramas, I just usually don't want to watch them multiple times. and because of that, i can't think of them at the moment...)

Confidence, The Warriors, In Bruges, Swingers, Shaun of the Dead, The French Connection, Army of Darkness, Snatch, The Bourne Trilogy, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (yes, I know they are books, too. I really tried to read them, but they kinda read like the bible.) V for Vendetta, Six-String Samurai... and MORE...

Music:
Nearly all Punk. Ska, metal, Classical, I am really all over the board. I could list names, but that would take forever. and besides, how fun would be going out on a date with me if you already knew absolutely everything?

update: I had this idea in the shower. I made a pandora station of what I'm listening to right now. It doesn't encompass all of my tastes, but a portion of it. have a listen HEEEEERE. YOU CAN CLICK THIS. CLIIIIIIIICK.

Food. All of it. I'm a chef, remember? It's my crack.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Food. I love trying new and interesting things, and the more masochistic part of me enjoys trying food that other people find disgusting. beef liver sashimi, for example.
2. Cell phone.
3. The "off" button on said cell phone.
4. The internet. It's a seemingly endless river of knowledge and useless, time-wasting videos. As a single male in this modern age, could I ask for anything better?
5. Music, of any kind. I have my preferences, but any at all is good for drowning out the sounds of society.
6. Spell check. without it, this whole profile would be UNREADABLE.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
People. Places. Things. How everything intertwines.

How I ended up with Christopher Walken's voice.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, then bar and friends.

Actually, thats a lie. If I happen to not go out, chances are movies or video games will ensue. I just went on a whole rant about being nerdy. I have also been known to do said activities with friends. (Spoiler alert, I'm updating this at a bar.)
You should message me if
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you're:
nerdy
introverted
easy going
Outdoorsy
Cool with never having kids