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29 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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Today – 3:09pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I've lived in the city long enough to consider it home, but I'm originally from Wisconsin, I moved out here because.... I really didn't want to stay in Wisconsin. That and college. After college though I've just been growing accustom to adult life and trying to figure out where I can go from here. People tell me I'm very easy going, but maybe I'm a bit too chill. I need to find more activities to do in the city and people to do them with.
What I’m doing with my life
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When I'm not working to pay the bills I like dabbling in photography and artsy videos or just fun campy horror stuff. I've made a couple of short films and worked on a few features as a low level Production Assistant.

I've been told I have a radio voice so if anyone has any connections to the industry hook me up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Looking at the world through a distorted lens. Finding places to be alone in the city. Looking up obscure books and movies.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My giant horn rimmed glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Millennium Trilogy, Harry Potter (J.K.'s Casual Vacancy was... okay, but I'm looking forward to The Cuckoos Calling), The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, A Clockwork Orange, Rebel Without a Crew, Elmore Leonard, Stephen King, Philip K Dick, Jules Verne, Agatha Christie, HP Lovecraft.

Movies: The works of Stephen Spielberg, Christopher Nolan, Stanley Kubrick, Ridley Scott, Edgar Wright, Quentin Tarantino, Sophia Coppola, Martin Scorsese, Sergio Leone, Wes Anderson, The Cohen Brothers, Sam Raimi, John Carpenter, Robert Rodriguez, David Lynch, Woody Allen, Kevin Smith, and Mel Brooks. I also enjoy Amelie, Run Lola Run, Casablanca, Psycho, Tootsie, Singing in the Rain. I'm always up to discover a new cult film as well.

TV: Dr. Who, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, Bob's Burgers, Community, Spaced, Mythbusters, Daily Show, The Office, Mystery Science Theater 3000, ADVENTURE TIME! (Yes I like cartoons, why? Don't you?) Also one of the few reality TV shows I'll admit to watching is Comic Book Men on AMC.

Music: I like instrumental stuff mostly, jazz, blues, classical, soundtracks, new age. On occasion I may feel the need for some hard core head smashing metal if I've had a rough day.

Food: Falafel and hummus, Mexican-Korean fusion, sushi, pad-thai, Rubens, midnight fast food. I also make my own interesting flavor combos like black bean pizza or cucumber-mango salad.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My laptop
2. My camera
3. Instant microwave noodles
4. Youtube Tutorials
5. Caffeine (this should probably be #1)
6. My crock pot (Lentil soup, turkey chili, chorizo tacos, mac and cheese, so many uses.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is today the day I get my Amazon package?

Am I the dark world version of myself?

Will the universe collapse on itself causing time to flow in reverse meaning everyone will live life backwards? What's that gonna be like?

In 10,000 years will Elephants have evolved their intelligence to form culture and civilization to the point where we will accept them as equals and allow them to join our galactic empire?

If I was trapped on a deserted island how long would it take me before I go nuts and start reenacting the episode of Full House where they go to Hawaii and meet the Beach Boys?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching Netflix.
You should message me if
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Do you enjoy the science of art? When you drink do you feel the need to be productive to make up for your inebriation? Are you troubled by loud noises in the middle of the night? Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic? Have you or any of your family ever seen a spook, specter, or ghost?