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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:55pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Weather's warming up, time to explore the city again buying things I don't need. But as I like to say what's the point of going through life with only the things you need?

So, anyone wanna have funny conversations in a cafe while we eat waffles at 10pm?
What I’m doing with my life
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When I'm not working to pay the bills I like dabbling in photography and artsy videos or just fun campy horror stuff. I've made a couple of short films and worked on a few features as a low level Production Assistant.

I've been told I have a radio voice so if anyone has any connections to the industry hook me up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Looking at the world through a distorted lens. Finding places to be alone in the city. Looking up obscure books and movies. Making my inner monolog sound like I'm thinking to myself on a TV show.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My resemblance to Clark Kent, Harry Potter, or anyone else who wears glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Millennium Trilogy, Harry Potter (J.K.'s Casual Vacancy was... okay, but I'm looking forward to The Cuckoos Calling), The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, A Clockwork Orange, Rebel Without a Crew, Elmore Leonard, Stephen King, Philip K Dick, Jules Verne, Agatha Christie, HP Lovecraft.

Movies: Favorites of the year so far are Interstellar, Guardians of the Galaxy, and Birdman. I enjoy the classic Hitchcockian thrillers like Psycho. Art house pieces like Eraiserhead. Crazy cool stuff like Pulp Fiction. 80's B-movies like Big Trouble in Little China. So much to see I never have time for, if you have any recommendations lets do a movie night.

TV: Gotham, Agents of SHIELD, Dr. Who, Archer, 30 Rock, Bob's Burgers, Community, Spaced, Mythbusters, Daily Show, The Office, Mystery Science Theater 3000, ADVENTURE TIME! (Yes I like cartoons, why? Don't you?) Also one of the few reality TV shows I'll admit to watching is Comic Book Men on AMC.

Music: I like instrumental stuff mostly, jazz, blues, classical, soundtracks, new age. On occasion I may feel the need for some hard core head smashing metal if I've had a rough day.

Food: Falafel and hummus, Mexican-Korean fusion, sushi, pad-thai, Rubens, midnight fast food. I also make my own interesting flavor combos like black bean pizza or cucumber-mango salad.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My laptop
2. My camera
3. Instant microwave noodles
4. Youtube Tutorials
5. Caffeine (this should probably be #1)
6. My crock pot (Lentil soup, turkey chili, chorizo tacos, mac and cheese, so many uses.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is today the day I get my Amazon package?

Am I the dark world version of myself?

Will the universe collapse on itself causing time to flow in reverse meaning everyone will live life backwards? What's that gonna be like?

In 10,000 years will Elephants have evolved their intelligence to form culture and civilization to the point where we will accept them as equals and allow them to join our galactic empire?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Tracking down a bar and/or diner with my platonic friends.
You should message me if
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You want to build a spaceship for a sci-fi web series and you need someone to throw around ideas with.

You can get me out of my normal routine and into something fun like improv shows.

You want to waste some time getting to know me and see where things go.