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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23-31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I've been told I have a radio voice so if anyone has any connections to the industry hook me up.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Looking for ways to better myself.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dropping random movie/tv trivia, quotes, and/or references.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My resemblance to Clark Kent, Harry Potter, or anyone else who wears glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Millennium Trilogy(AKA Girl With The Dragon Tattoo), Harry Potter, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, A Clockwork Orange, Rebel Without a Crew, Elmore Leonard, Stephen King, Philip K Dick, Jules Verne, Agatha Christie, HP Lovecraft.

Movies: My tastes range from the best TCM has to offer to whatever schlock is on Syfy. I have a bookshelf full of DVDs but my developing Blu-ray collection includes Inception, The Dark Knight Rises, Drag me to Hell, Evil Dead, Eyes Wide Shut, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, The Good The Bad and The Weird, Watchmen, Gremlins 1 & 2, The Goonies, and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. That should give you a good sense of my tastes.

TV: Gotham, Agents of SHIELD, Dr. Who, Archer, 30 Rock, Bob's Burgers, Community, Spaced, Mythbusters, Daily Show, The Office, Mystery Science Theater 3000, ADVENTURE TIME! (Yes I like cartoons, why? Don't you?) Also one of the few reality TV shows I'll admit to watching is Comic Book Men on AMC.

Music: I like instrumental stuff mostly, jazz, blues, classical, soundtracks, new age. On occasion I may feel the need for some hard core head smashing metal if I've had a rough day.

Food: Falafel and hummus, Mexican-Korean fusion, sushi, pad-thai, Rubens, midnight burritos. I'm not vegan or vegetarian but I do like trying out meat alternatives like Tofurky sausage and Quinoa Burgers. They're okay, but I still like my beef and dairy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My laptop
2. My camera
3. Instant microwave noodles
4. Youtube Tutorials
5. Caffeine (this should probably be #1)
6. My crock pot (Lentil soup, turkey chili, chorizo tacos, mac and cheese, so many uses.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is today the day I get my Amazon package?

Am I the dark world version of myself?

Will the universe collapse on itself causing time to flow in reverse meaning everyone will live life backwards? What's that gonna be like?

In 10,000 years will Elephants have evolved their intelligence to form culture and civilization to the point where we will accept them as equals and allow them to join our galactic empire?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Tracking down a bar and/or diner with my platonic friends.
You should message me if
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You like coffee mixed with liquor.