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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–29
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:49pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey, there. My name is Jimmy. Most people say I smell good and really rock a pair of glasses. They also say that they'd like me to quit singing TV theme songs in a Peter Griffin voice.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being an amateur road warrior.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Audio production. Getting around strange cities. Sounding like other people. Getting bored and restless at inopportune times.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My booming voice. They'd notice other things, but their ears are probably ringing from my booming voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite Teams: Marshall Thundering Herd, anything with the word Tampa in it; Rays, Lightning, Bucs, Mutiny (RIP).

Now to what was I actually asked:

Movies? I love anything from ZAZ, that's the team that made Airplane!, the Naked Gun trilogy, etc. I also like Anchorman, UHF, pretty much any silly movie made after the Hays Code was lifted.

The only show I watch with any regularity is The Daily Show, and Colbert when I have the time. I also like Family Guy, The Simpsons (the older ones, like third season to up until Al Jean took over; he did well the first time he ran the show, what the hell happened?), Futurama, The Critic (which Al Jean also worked on, maybe the Patriot Act sucked up all his talent), and Night Court (for reals). Oh, and I love a good game show.

I have a complicated relationship with music and food, that's something we can discuss another time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My car.
My computer.
My home state (Florida).
My perfect anchorman hair.
My shower, to wash my perfect anchorman hair.
Air conditioning.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future; and whether popular music will improve by then.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Nothing much, why do you think I'm here?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You see, you need someone who's there like a gentleman. If anybody can fit the description, baby, I can. Someone who cares and dares to give himself completely? You got it in me. You need a man with sensitivity.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You feel the uncontrollable urge in your loins, the fire inside of you burning white hot with the be held by a man. A man...with a spot-on lawn sprinkler impression.

Bangs drive me crazy in the best possible way.