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28 Stroudsburg, PA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:47pm
Native American, White
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Yes, I have read your profile.

Taking classes in NYC every Monday, so that's where I'll be early in the week. And quite frankly, that's where I'm focusing my search. All the women around my place want to do is preach, play in the mud, and murder woodland creatures. Pass.

I'm much more fun in person. Pick a place, I'll meet you there (at a mutually agreed upon time.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being an amateur road warrior.

Getting on the radio and telling people to stay off of US-22; they never listen.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Audio production. Getting around strange cities. Sounding like other people. Getting bored and restless at inopportune times. Opening the door for everybody. Long distance relationships.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My booming voice. They'd notice other things, but their ears are probably ringing from my booming voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite Teams: Marshall Thundering Herd, anything with the word Tampa in it; Rays, Lightning, Bucs, Mutiny (RIP).

Now to what was I actually asked:

Movies? I love anything from ZAZ, that's the team that made Airplane!, the Naked Gun trilogy, etc. I also like Anchorman, UHF, pretty much any silly movie made after the Hays Code was lifted.

The only show I watch with any regularity is The Daily Show (well, we'll see how Trevor does). I also like The Simpsons (the older ones, like third season to up until Al Jean took over; he did well the first time he ran the show, what the hell happened?), Futurama, The Critic (which Al Jean also worked on, maybe the Patriot Act sucked up all his talent), and Night Court (for reals). Oh, and I love a good game show.

I have a complicated relationship with music; though if this your jam, you should stop reading this and just message me now:
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My car.
My computer.
My home state (Florida).
Most dairy products (yogurt is nasty, though).
Air conditioning.
The music of Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future; and whether popular music will improve by then.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There's this guy on the internet named Cenk Uygur, who agrees with everything I say. I don't know where he's getting my opinions on everything; but it's cool, and a little scary.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you think this radio show is funny, because I made it:

You won't hold it against me if I live an hour or two away. Have car, will travel.

Do you have a different accent than my boring South Floridian voice? Message me and tell me about it!