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27 M Stroudsburg, PA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:39pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a native Floridian (Plant City/Tampa), with every intention of coming back...someday. I'm currently living the dream of doing radio reports from a TV studio. Hopefully it'll lead to better things down the road, maybe even my ultimate dream: game show hosting (stop laughing, I'm dead serious).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm looking to get into the TV industry. I hope to be the next Bill Cullen, and if not that the next Roone Arledge and/or Brandon Tartikoff. If you know who any of those people are, you're definately on the right track to my heart.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Audio production. Getting around strange cities. Sounding like other people. Getting bored and restless at inopportune times.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My booming voice. My large repertoire of impressions.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite Teams: Marshall Thundering Herd, anything with the word Tampa in it; Rays, Lightning, Bucs, Mutiny (RIP).

Now to what was I actually asked:

Movies? I love anything from ZAZ, that's the team that made Airplane!, the Naked Gun trilogy, etc. I also like Anchorman, UHF, pretty much any silly movie made after the Hays Code was lifted.

The only show I watch with any regularity is The Daily Show, and Colbert when I have the time. I also like Family Guy, The Simpsons (the older ones, like third season to up until Al Jean took over; he did well the first time he ran the show, what the hell happened?), Futurama, The Critic (which Al Jean also worked on, maybe the Patriot Act sucked up all his talent), and Night Court (for reals). Oh, and I love a good game show.

I have a complicated relationship with music and food, that's something we can discuss another time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My car.
My computer.
My home state (Florida).
My perfect anchorman hair.
My shower, to wash my perfect anchorman hair.
Air conditioning.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm going to eat for dinner. How much better I'd be than Drew Carey at hosting The Price is Right. How I can go somewhere fun with as little money as possible.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Nothing much, why do you think I'm here?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Your music's bad and you should feel bad!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–29
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have long black hair. You have a hot accent. You're a Rays fan. You're adorkable. You enjoy long car rides. You're agreeable and open-minded. You'd like to help me send all the ukuleles back to Hawaii. You hate bananas as much as I do. You're NOT a conservative fundamentalist.

These are not all required (except the last one; that's a dealbreaker, ladies).