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27 M Stroudsburg, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–29
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:44pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Looking for a guy who might actually make you laugh for once?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not nearly enough...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Audio production. Getting around strange cities. Sounding like other people. Getting bored and restless at inopportune times.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My booming voice. They'd notice other things, but their ears are probably ringing from my booming voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite Teams: Marshall Thundering Herd, anything with the word Tampa in it; Rays, Lightning, Bucs, Mutiny (RIP).

Now to what was I actually asked:

Movies? I love anything from ZAZ, that's the team that made Airplane!, the Naked Gun trilogy, etc. I also like Anchorman, UHF, pretty much any silly movie made after the Hays Code was lifted.

The only show I watch with any regularity is The Daily Show, and Colbert when I have the time. I also like Family Guy, The Simpsons (the older ones, like third season to up until Al Jean took over; he did well the first time he ran the show, what the hell happened?), Futurama, The Critic (which Al Jean also worked on, maybe the Patriot Act sucked up all his talent), and Night Court (for reals). Oh, and I love a good game show.

I have a complicated relationship with music and food, that's something we can discuss another time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My car.
My computer.
My home state (Florida).
My perfect anchorman hair.
My shower, to wash my perfect anchorman hair.
Air conditioning.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm going to eat for dinner. How much better I'd be than Drew Carey at hosting The Price is Right. How I can go somewhere fun with as little money as possible.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Nothing much, why do you think I'm here?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There's a dove in my freezer. Do not eat!

In all seriousness, I will probably call you 'baby girl' after a couple of dates simply out of compulsion, unless you tell me not to from the outset. Fair warning for those who dislike pet names.
You should message me if
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You feel the uncontrollable urge in your loins, the fire inside of you burning white hot with the desire...to be held by a man. A man...with a spot-on lawn sprinkler impression.