Jimmy_Rustle
23 Louisville, KY
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My self-summary
I party like its 1999. i am americas next top model. i never perspire. my strengths outweigh my weaknesses. i am constantly caller number 9 and win tickets to all the best shows. i bat 400. i have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. im a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. i dance with the stars. i consistently beat Chuck Norris in arm-wrestling. i once read paradise lost, the odyssey and war & peace all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. i shower daily. critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. sushi is my favorite food group. i bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. moms love me and children wanna be me. i know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. i always pick the most fullest and symetrical christmas trees. on wednesdays, after practice, i repair electrical appliances free of charge. i eat soup, i'm a go-getta. i sleep once a day. basically...i rock
What I’m doing with my life
School
Modeling
Track and Field
Picking things up and putting them down
The first things people usually notice about me
Aesthetics
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: V for Vendetta, Fight Club, I hope they serve beer in hell, Monty Python and The holy grail, Clockwork orange

Music: Macklemore, Kid Cudi, Hopsin, Dizzy Wright, Eminem, Jarren Benton, Sublime, Red Hot Chili Peppers, DeadMau5, Swedish House Mafia, Tech N9ne, System of a Down, Lupe Fiasco, Childish Gambino, Pink Floyd, The Killers, other classic rock bands
The six things I could never do without
Lifting
Trolling
Lulz
Proteinz
Aesthetics
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting yucky with the boys
You should message me if
You are a heavenly blessed beauty

Disclaimer: if you are fat I will not respond...no I am not shallow I just don't want a whale in my bed
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