Who am I?
Is there life on other planets?
What happens when we die?
How is it that Arsenio Hall doesn't age?
I have found out the truth to most of these questions. But the question/answer of the following joke has haunted me for hours...
Q. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A. “Where’s pop corn?"
Where is pop corn? It's neither here nor there. You look at a kernel and can't say "this is pop corn" because it hasn't popped yet and yet corn that has popped no longer pops. Is it pop corn for just a micro second? Or is even that state of being transitory? Is it a sound? And if so where does the pop sound go? Mainstream radio? Did Mama and Pop corn have a fight? Does Pop corn have corn rows?
My best answer is "this is zen."