I like the smell of conditioned air, and hose water.
Cats> dogs> everything else.
The 80's had the best cartoons.
I age normally, but mature in reverse.
I was a nerd before being a nerd was cool. I have nerd-entitlement and feel hostile towards fake nerds.
Hipster guys are terrible, but hipster girls are cute. Double standard, I know. DONT JUDGE ME!
I'd rather be lucky than good. I'm neither.
I love internet memes and I tend to use them FAR longer than they are relevant. Come at me BRO!
Lists are easier than composing meaningful sentences.
I hate having to capitalize and correct my spelling just in case a potential match regards it as a positive quality.
Sleeping is the most delicious thing in the whole wide world. Then Pizza.
Donatello is my favorite ninja turtle.
Soundwave superior; Autobots inferior.
I am a nice guy, but always find villains more interesting.
I can't watch the Crow without tearing up near the end. Braveheart either now that I mention it.
I will be the last person on earth to own a smartphone.
I am lazy. Really, really lazy. Yes, lazier than that. And that. Keep going.
I've never been to a concert, ever, in my whole life.
Is this formatting getting on your nerves? It must not be too terrible since you got this far. Unless you skimmed down to this line. In that case back to where you started cheater!
I have poor impulse control. Like the dog in Pixars Up. SQUIRREL!
Best Final Fantasy? 7. Then 2. No arguement.
Best captain? Sisko. No arguement.
Best Doctor? Tennant, Doctor 10. Again..you know the drill.
I dislike most pop music, but out of laziness, it's most of what I listen to.
The only pop I drink is diet. Which is odd because the rest of my diet would make a garbage disposal blush.
I can do a really great grumpy cat impression.
That sorta covers it, Seacrest OUT!