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26 M Bremerton, WA

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Working on two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats

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My self-summary
My name is Kris. Reality is losing its grip on me.

My favorite animals are humans.

I would describe my sense of humor as dark, creepy deadpan. I'm also kind of a creep. But it's okay because I'm aware of it. Just laugh it off for heaven's sake. I'm very blunt and straight-forward. Often insensitive as well, sorrynotsorry. I'm also honest, intelligent and always kind, even if not always nice.

I'm an INTJ with almost a balance between J and P. I think the mbti types are more of a general trend than a concrete classification. INTJ is my most well-worn path, I have been known to stray a bit to keep things interesting.

I don't know if I really exist. I don't know what it means to exist. I think existence is totally meaningless.

I study sociology, psychology, biology, chemistry, and physics very loosely in my free time. That way its easier to just make shit up when I'm out of intelligence.
One day, I hope to think I know everything.

I don't know why, but I never learned how to dance and have fun. I'm trying to fix this. Life is a musical thing. You are supposed to dance.

I want to take classes for dancing and improv, but need a partner. For courage. Also I need to know if there are any such classes in the area.

Does everybody understand who I am now? Good. Let us proceed.
What I’m doing with my life
Watching the ripples, riding the waves.
I’m really good at
Making people uncomfortable
Being horribly self aware
Keeping calm
Carrying on

I like to draw. I'll draw you. I'm drawing you right now, sooo...

I'm also good at dissecting personalities and behaviors. I like understanding why people are the way they are. Turns out that this particular past time causes ones own behavior to become very awkward.

I also practice yoga and arguing devils advocate.
I own a violin and sometimes meditate on how cool it would be if I knew how to play it.
The first things people usually notice about me
Generally, they don't.

Or that I have been staring at them for several minutes already.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have seen a lot of movies, and have many many favorites. I'm not going to try to make a list but my favorite genres are sci-fi and horror.

Television: the drug of the nation. It's best to try and avoid TV when you can. But some things are unavoidable. Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development.

as for books: 1984, Brave New World, Chaos, Titus Crow, The Tao of Physics, Anno Dracula, H.P. Lovecraft, Stephen King, Richard Dawkins, Alan Moore, Neil Gaiman, Christoffer Hitchens. George R. R. Martin.

My favorite bands this week are:
Nick Cave
Tom Waits
I Monster
The Duhks

More to come as I think of them.

I have a lot of favorite games too. the best are from Bethesda, Bioware, and Rockstar.

I'm the kind of vegetarian who still eats meat when he feels like it. I'm against the meat industry, not the meat.

"One thing about life, be it said: It feeds upon itself over and over, and of itself is fed."
-moon dog
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order:

time to think, dreams, exercise, friends, books, art stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Too much. Too often.

From atoms emerge chemicals. From chemicals emerge cells. From cells emerge consciousness. We are like cells in a global body which we cannot comprehend any more than one brain cell can understand what it is apart of. But have you noticed lately how connected we are all becoming? Our brain cells did the same thing and look what has emerged. I think a lot about what will emerge next. Or has emerged.

I think ideas are like living things that use our bodies to express themselves via human behavior in order to reproduce themselves in other minds.

I feel detached from the universe. I don't know what "I" is. This consciousness is aware of the distance between people that is not the up, down, left, right kind of distance of the third dimension. I have taken to imagining it as the fourth dimension. The direction in space time that moves away from the other three. And through which we all move towards and away from each other. The dimension of thought and emotion.

I think I'll write a story about this someday.

When I am not tumbling through my mind in seclusion, I'm thinking about all of you. Your behavior and what it tells me about your thoughts. My behavior and what it tells you about my thoughts. The chaos that occurs when two or more people meet and begin to share ideas. The phenomena that emerge from chaos.

Everything and how it relates to everything else.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to find a thing to do outside my apartment. Sometimes I like to go running around bremerton and jump in puddles. Other times I'll draw some kind of a picture, or read a book. Studying something, drawing, exercising.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Anyone who is actually curious should just ask.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You're interesting and have something interesting to say.

You are open to the idea of learning to dance and do improv with me. Slash, just teach me.

I messaged you and you don't want to be rude.