My favorite animals are humans.
I would describe my sense of humor as dark, creepy deadpan. I'm also kind of a creep. But it's okay because I'm aware of it. Just laugh it off for heaven's sake. I'm very blunt and straight-forward. Often insensitive as well, sorrynotsorry. I'm also honest, intelligent and always kind, even if not always nice.
I am an intensely introverted INTP/J. I'm trying to become more extroverted. I've found that analyzing yourself in order to change your behavior is the most introverted thing you could possibly do. And trying to become more extroverted is like trying to swim out of a maelstrom. (sounds cooler than whirlpool)
I don't know if I really exist. I don't know what it means to exist. I think existence is totally meaningless.
I study sociology, psychology, biology, chemistry, and physics very loosely in my free time. That way its easier to just make shit up when I'm out of intelligence.
One day, I hope to think I know everything.
I don't know why, but I never learned how to dance and have fun. I'm trying to fix this. Life is a musical thing. You are supposed to dance.
I want to take classes for dancing and improv, but need a partner. For courage. Also I need to know if there are any such classes in the area.
Does everybody understand who I am now? Good. Let us proceed.