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Jiri2000

34 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Czech (Fluently), Slovak (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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A recent This American Life episode, titled "The Seven Things You're Not Supposed to Talk About", inspired me to initiate conversations about unusual topics whenever I find myself in small talk situations. You'd be surprised what you can learn about that middle-aged woman you see on the elevator all the time when you avoid speaking about the weather, how you slept, your health, your diet, your route to work and your dreams. 

I test-drove this New Year's resolution and said "that's an enormous button, I didn't know they made them that big," to a woman wearing a winter coat with noticeably exaggerated detailing. "This coat terrifies my friend, she has a fear of buttons," she said back. "Is she afraid of jacket clips too?" I asked, pointing to my own. "I think so." After a few seconds, I blurted out "people have the strangest phobias ...although I guess I shouldn't really judge—I get goose skin when I squeeze sponges." We arrived at her floor and she walked out with a polite grimace.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working in magazines and spending most of my weekends exploring the city and boroughs on my bike. I also mess around in the kitchen with varied outcomes, mix music, get caught drawing caricatures of people waiting around and try to manage my calendar the best I can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Befriending animals
Turning words into images
Losing socks
The first things people usually notice about me
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I’m optimistic and speak with passionate hand gestures
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Author: Peter Bagge
Movie: Slackers
Show: Fargo
Music:
https://soundcloud.com/dreamballet/hot-summer-showers
Food: Czech
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Wikipedia
3 cups of coffee a day
Problem solving abilities
Well-fitting clothes
A pillow between my knees when I sleep
Seltzer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My route if the whole room suddenly turns upside down and I have to walk on the ceiling.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ready for a 6:30pm dinner followed by an 8:00pm show or in a youtube vortex.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I feel like razor companies duped the public into removing body hair and everyone bought into the campaign. Natural women are sexy and those who shave everything look artificial.
You should message me if
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You have a descent dad joke.