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JiveTurkeyPrime

27 M Imperial, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:35am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm a pretty simple guy. I don't have a great deal of care for finer material things. As an introverted dude who doesn't always have the easiest time conveying things to others, I think there's something that's simply beautiful about the the arts.
What I’m doing with my life
I've been hitting the trails a lot more lately, both in some deeper woods and a bit more more metropolitan. Going to community college, for Psychology, however I'm being realistic and padding that with some CIT classes, because getting a job with my degree sure does seem a swell idea. It goes a bit deeper than that, but let's leave that to mouth words.

But, yeah, apart from that? Holding down my fort, Planning ahead and living healthier than I have in a good long time, both mentally and physically.
I’m really good at
Bad puns. Saving important documents in microsoft word as Whatsup.doc just because. Then laughing at myself in glee for about 10 minutes.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I look like a dudebro. Then I ask them what a dudebro is, and I get no answer. Confused.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Dresden Files. I came for the noir, but stayed for the evil faeries. Anyone got any wizardy high magic type novels that a fella might look into next? I'm running out of them, slowly but surely.

Show: heroes. HEROES! I giggled like a schoolgirl when I heard they're coming with a new season in 2015.

Music: http://grooveshark.com/#!/glowingficus/collection . That.
If you don't really care about this too much to look, I'mma throw a few out there. Steve Goodman, Leonard Cohen, The Prodigy, Metallica.

Food: I like making my own food when I can work up the motivation. It's time consuming, but it's a good activity alone or with company. Plus, due to living alone, anything that I cook is going to last at least three days, and save me from eating stuff that's been processed so much that it could survive in the wild longer than some species of insect.
The six things I could never do without
My guitar. I may not be very good at singing and or playing, but it's cathartic as all get out.
The outdoors.
A roof over my head, or at the very least, the security in knowing if I need one, I'll be able to get it.
My health. Seems pretty obvious, but 4 months after quitting smoking, and I'm still coughing up tar. So, yeah. Healthy funtimes and whatnot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Terrible puns, and the best of puns.

"Are these the nazis, walter?
"No, Donny. These men are nihilists, There's nothing to be afraid of"
On a typical Friday night I am
Goofing around on my guitar, Playing Diablo 3 with some friends and bullshitting amongst ourselves on mumble. Wishing I could have a drink, but not wanting to end up like George Thorogood.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My favorite beverage is Coffee. I will probably look down on you if you're both shorter than I am, and also don't drink coffee. Though not drinking coffee is only tangentially related.

I won't look down upon you if you get some lifts and become taller than I am. Promise.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think Thac0 is whack0.
You are a person willing to have actual conversations over beverages and or foods, with your mouth words. If I see a phone I'm probably going to swallow it whole. Just warning you.

Oh, yeah, If you like mini golf, that's good too. Mini Golf is cool.