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Jivecracker

33 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:31pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I wear a confidence backed by substance and character.

Bon Vivant, Polymath, dabbler.

I'm a Brooklyn kid with an accent that only comes out when I've had a few drinks.

I produce tv and events for a big sporting organization, but I'm definitely not a jock.

With my free time I am trying to get to concerts, galleries and museums, write a screenplay about an obscure celebrity journalist, and create art out of data.

I'm pretty sure I was a nerd before, when it wasn't cool, and now that it is cool, I don't know what to think.

I love the sound of the gears turning in my head and hate the sound of my voice on recordings.

People tell me I'm really smart, but I'm actually just very persuasive.

I'm four fifths commie, two thirds libertarian, five eighths Diogenes of Sinope and three quarters water.

I'm pretty good on paper, but I always ACE the interview.
What I’m doing with my life
Finding the work/life balance.

Experimenting with live television. Trying to get people to watch a sport that is about as exciting as watching paint do its taxes.

Taking it apart and putting it back together again.

Rekindling my love affair with this city.

Asking questions.

Going for the laugh.

Getting a little bit better everyday.
I’m really good at
Crossword puzzles
Resetting the clock on your oven or car radio for Daylight Savings
Grammar
Producing Live Television
Postcards
Making you laugh
Roasted Brussels Sprouts
Rhetoric
Listening
Making headboards [period]
Accountability
Thoughtful Gifts
Semicolons
Instagram
Poached Eggs
Being a Gentleman
Dirty Martinis
Self Deprecation
Funny Lists

Things I am not so good at:
Playing piano
Subtle hints
Being boring
Growing a beard
The first things people usually notice about me
Broad smile. Big laugh. Giant head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Good Hip-Hop, Arcade Fire, TV on the Radio, Animal Collective, Kanye West, Band of Horses, RJD2, The National, MadLib, White Stripes, Blonde Redhead, Portishead, Radiohead, (not Propellerhead), BeBop, Modern Composers. Lots of Podcasts: WTF, Nerdist, Radiolab, TAL, Moth.

Cormac MacCarthy, Jose Saramago, James Ellroy, Philip Roth, Don Delillo, Michael Chabon, Jonathan Lethem, The World Without Us, Just Kids. Books about infrastructure, cartography, photography and small-scale sustainable urban farming.

AMC and FX now. All of the shows that everyone on here likes: The Wire, Mad Men, Breaking Bad. I thought BSG was the best show on television. Goddamn Storage Wars.

A Face in the Crowd, Brazil, The Celebration, He Got Game, Die Hard, Punch Drunk Love. I don't go to enough movies anymore. My favorite holiday is 31 Days of Oscars on TCM.

I'm a devout omnivore. Fresh, local food.
I have pretty decadent weaknesses; particularly raw bars and steak tartare.
I like IPAs and dirty vodka martinis and have been getting into bourbons in the cold weather months.
I'm not much for desert but I like salty chocolate.
Bacon and I were serious for a while, but it got complicated, we hang out every once in a while...
The six things I could never do without
Notebook
iPod/Pandora/Spotify
Kindle
NPR
Bike
Seasons
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sustainable agriculture
Public transportation
Farm to table
Braddock, PA
Adventures
Peak Oil/Alternative Energy
BAM
The Singularity
Morocco
Modular Design
Passport stamps
Oysters
Zombies
Seltzer
Physics
Batman
LEEDs standards
Collapse
Urban planning
Girls
On a typical Friday night I am
Kicking myself for not having made plans or kicking myself for having made plans.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I do not have that cool camera app that puts a baby tiger or Machu Picchu in my profile pictures.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 29–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
...you've gotten this far and chuckled at least once.
...You like exploring new places in the city on your bicycle.
...You like trying new restaurants and recipes.
...You always have at least one option in your back pocket when someone asks you "What do you want to do tonight?"
...You are a conceptual thinker, you've severed a few Gordian Knots.
...I can be your daddy, be your rock 'n' roll-a,
You can be my sugar, be my cherry cola.

You should NOT message me if...
...your idea of a great Sunday involves sleeping 'til noon, $18 eggs benedict and a shitty Bloody Mary followed by another nap.
...You want things more than experiences.
...You don't like romance.
...You have accepted Jesus as your personal savior.
...You describe yourself primarily as "sarcastic" (sarcasm is good, shouldn't be first on the list).
...Your biological clock is ticking so loud you can't hear a single word I'm saying.