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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:01pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Used up
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)
My self-summary
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People say I'm a funny guy and I do thrive on making a person smile, I'll do whatever it takes to get a smile from a person. I'm a huge geek, just part of who I am. I always find new things interesting and fun. I hold a degree in Game Design, turns out that's pretty much useless so I found a job working as a programmer when I'm not fighting petty crimes.

*quick update*
I just survived a deadly house fire (only survivor). My leg is busted up and my spirits have been beaten down. Forced to relocate deeper into the city (which is nicer honestly imo). So I'm not able to move around right now and do much for myself let alone anyone else :/ . But if you wanna throw some positive vibes my way that would be pretty awesome :)

*update 6/28/2015
I am now hobbling along again and walking sans crutches/wheelchair. Loving being in the city now, so many shows and things to do.

*update update 07/6/2015
I'm now walking with and without a boot and back at work so yay, progress.
What I’m doing with my life
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Just going through the motions of life, looking for new things to try and do with others. Just recently got a new job in Birmingham as a software designer, so I'm trying to get a feel for the area since I've never been here before. So lots of running around figuring out where things are around here.

*side note
I'm currently going through rapid weight loss. After spending a few years in Huntsville programming for Fortune 500 company I decided to get off my butt and lose some weight. I started at 245lbs in December and now I'm down to 200lbs.
I’m really good at
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Cooking, Making people laugh, Listening to what others have to say and genuinely caring about them
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes and my smile. Probably that I'm super goofy and will always make you laugh no matter what and that I look ridiculous doing so.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A Song of Fire and Ice series
Ender's Game series
Coffee table art books
Instructional books (What? I love to learn stuff lol)

I love all kinds of films, I'll watch anything bad or good and usually enjoy it (especially bad movies).

X Files, Cosmos (Carl and Neil), American Dad, Adult Swim shows (Eric Andre and Infomercials are my jam), M.A.S.H, NOVA, South Park, Game of Thrones, British shows (Red Dwarf, Top Gear, QI, Dr. Who), a wide variety of anime, any educational shows

I have a wide taste in music, I like everything except new country music, older stuff like Cash, Hank Williams is fine with me, just not anything modern. (White Stripes, various electronica artists, and Modest Mouse have been on repeat lately)

Super Mario series, Legend of Zelda series, Crystalis, Final Fantasy 1-12, anything on the SNES, anything that has Coop in it, Old Arcade games, board games like Last Night on Earth/ Catan, card games

I love all kinds of food, I'll try anything once. I love to cook food also, I usually never try using the same recipe twice unless it's perfect and will branch out and try cooking something exotic at least once a week.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family, computer, sense of humor, music, friends, and my passion for learning
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? No really, that owl cheated that shit and I want the straight answer.

Or how awesome would it be if Carl Sagan and Freddie Mercury were still alive.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends (probably at a show) or just relaxing at mi casa.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have no shame, ask me anything and I will tell you.
You should message me if
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You wanna have a good laugh or have a quick pick me up.

Or if you're serious about a relationship. I'm at the point in my life where I just want to find the person who wants to spend as much time as possible together, learning, doing and growing together. No more games I'm too old for that stuff now.