Now, I know some of you are wondering, "HOLY CRAP, WHAT HAPPENED TO
HALF YOUR FACE?!?!"
Funny story, actually. I auditioned for the role of Two Face, back
when The Dark Knight came out. I figured making half my face
malleable for make-up and such would make me a lock for it. I was
sure I had the gig in hand, but the studio went with Aaron Eckhart,
based solely on the fact that, ya know, he could actually act. The
Truth of the matter is I had a golfball sized brain tumor removed
from my head back in 2010. It stretched out and shifted my brain,
so somehow, it cause partial, temporary, palsy on one side. Yes,
temporary, but it's a slow recovery process, apparently. So yeah,
fun stuff. I should probably be dead, but I'm too stupid to die
when I'm supposed to.
Also, sometimes I forget to breathe. I should work on that.