I'm going to try and keep this simple. What do I want? Some no strings attached sex. To me, 'no strings attached' doesn't mean come over here, fuck me, and leave. Unless that's what it means to you. Let's face it, you've got the pussy, so you make the rules. Some things never change. I want to find a girl who is not emaciated, not obese, and not completely out of her mind crazy for some good, old fashioned hot sex. I know you're out there. I KNOW you're out there.
What are you looking for? I'd be hard pressed to think that it's something that I don't have. I'm a good looking guy. I'm witty and funny. I'm in pretty good shape. I've never sent a girl home unsatisfied. Usually I have to give her a bag to carry home her brains in, because I fucked them out of her. I'm not kidding. , I've got what have been described as 'mad cunnilingus skills', 'amazing talent' and 'FUCK FUCK FUCK OH MY GOD FUCK FUCK FUCK.' Have you ever gotten laid, and then still felt like getting laid, because whatever dude was licking and poking you with didn't do the trick? That's not going to happen with me. You're going to wonder where I've been your whole life. I can't even think of a way to describe how good of a fuck I am without sounding cliche. I'm that good.
I suppose I have a problem meeting like minded people. I'd love to find a regular thing. You like sex, I like sex, there's no reason we shouldn't be having it. It burns calories, is good for you skin, and can add years to your life.
So, what I want is pretty simple, and I bet what you want is pretty simple too. Let's get together...and have sex. The ... can be whatever. Drinks down the street, you driving over here, me driving over there, whatever. I just want have a good time and get laid.
If you are even remotely interested, don't be shy. Drop me a line to say hi, and I can give you what you really want.