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40 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 14
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
How would I summarize myself..? Umm, not sure I can, but let's see - I'm resilient, bold, honest, direct, creatively oriented, somewhat reclusive at times, but with a very social side as well. I figure that prattling on about myself is worth about as much as a handful of gravel, so I decided to shoot from the hip.

I get along best with others who love entertainment: you like to talk about film, great comic book illustrators, comedians & comedic actors. If this fits your personality, I can truly connect with someone like you. Pretension always turns me off. I see no time for it, and I always view it as a shield for unresolved insecurities. I face things head-on, and take my licks. I try to be as true and as honest with myself as I can, and I am always seeking to improve this trait. I don't gussy things up. I don't like creating false first impressions to "up my odds" of "landing a good partner" by being deceptive & I don't want you to, either.
What I’m doing with my life
I spend the majority of my life pursuing my dreams, my goals, and my happiness. I am something of a polymath in my education, but my leanings definitely tip the scales in favor of the creative. The pursuit of happiness is no more fun alone than playing basketball or tennis alone. So I have realized, in this endeavor, that having someone to be happy with, or making someone else happy can be equally, if not more, satisfying than any selfish pursuit. This is part of the reason I put my mug on this site & started writing these blurbs. I have several outlets for my goals & I would love to share these & myself with the right person.
I’m really good at
Editing, illustration (sketch art), writing sketch comedy, playing keyboards, cooking. I used to play quite a bit of tennis, so I could still claim to be good at that, but I haven't picked up a racquet in awhile.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile, certain mannerisms (usually expressed through my eyes, so they say). I'm pretty expressive. And now my hair (it's thick & neck-length).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - 'The Sun Also Rises' 'The Shining' Movies - 'A Clockwork Orange' 'Time After Time' 'Scent of a Woman' TV Shows - 'The Prisoner' (60s, with Patrick McGoohan), 'Lost' 'Fringe' 'Sliders' 'Heroes' 'American Horror Story' Music - 'Toad the Wet Sprocket' 'Jonas Steur' 'Eric Johnson' 'Wendy Carlos'
The six things I could never do without
Women in all their glorious shapes & forms (especially women who appreciate the art of leg & foot massage), good seafood (I can go for awhile without, but in a world without seafood, I'd be sad), great television & film writing, music, enough money to be happy, a pill that would extend my life forever, so I could live like the little robot boy from 'AI' only the adult version - plus I'd want all my parts to be human ;).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The genius of J.J. Abrams' television writing. Doctor Walter Bishop listening to Yaz in an abandoned taxi; the Observer pouring an entire shaker of pepper & piling "11 sliced jalapenos" onto a rare roast beef sandwich; Desmond listening to Mama Cass Elliot as he works out in an underground bunker...also, the intensely interesting mind of David Lynch as expressed through his vast body of work over the years. The comforting fact that it takes a lot of mental fortitude to "zig" while everyone else is "zagging."
On a typical Friday night I am
Working on a kitchen experiment; shaving capuchin monkeys to be used as unpaid extras in a sci-fi film about a miniature UFO crash (they look so sweet in their little silver costumes, but they shriek like banshees when we have to tuck their tails under their butts); wishing I had a lovely woman with a pretty pair of legs to pamper as we idle the night away with laughter & suggestive jokes; hooking up the moonshine still in the bathroom & praying it won't explode this time; watching 'Eraserhead' without volume & listening to 'Do It Again' by The Chemical Brothers on endless loop; counting the number of times helicopters circle overhead as I cuss like Charles Bukowski on an ugly bender.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a foot fetish. I'm good at caressing & kneading a partner's tired feet & I love it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to know more about me & possibly meet up. I am really not as bizarre as my answers might make me seem - ok, maybe just a little bit. Nah, I just have a low tolerance for people who try really hard to conform to a mind-numbing standard, so my answers are a protest against all the squeaky-clean picture-perfect piñata profiles. If you
don't "get it" I don't really care. Stop shaking your head & just move on - I am not for you. That said, if you do "get it" & I made you smile at all, I am a very approachable guy, and I am quite nice. Don't hesitate to say hi :).