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JoFo89

25 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:13pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, Other
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly halal
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English, French (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This profile comes with it's own theme song

Which now has a remix by former Diplomat Cam'ron

And now, finally, has a music video which is really amazing,
just watch that

#TEAMNICKI
♡♪(´ε` )♡
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Staying in my lane,
but in that i am also:
Working on various art projects,
and trying to werk 3 jobs at once.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Random art history things
Making jorts (If you can't get down with jorts I'm not sure I can get down with you...)
Being creative
The nae nae
Napping
Cooking (Breakfast is my specialty)
Observational Humor
Keeping it 1 hunna
Using grub hub/seamless
Navigating awkward situations
Being bae
And being verbose as it would seem
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Dimples
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
GET READY:

Books: The Illustrated Man by Ray Bradbury (RIP :-/ ), Sidartha, A Wrinkle in Time, The Essential Calvin and Hobbes, The Thief of Always, Le Petite Prince, a lot of John LeCarre novels, and science fiction. Existentialist guys like Camus are cool too. I need a book suggestion.

Movies: Do the right thing, The Matrix, FERNGULLY, Akira, The Usual Suspects, STARWARS, Paris Is Burning, Goodfellas, Before the Devil Knows You're Dead, Drive, Princess Mononoke, Finding Nemo, The Departed, Steel Fuckin' Magnolias (not ashamed), loads of indie, and foreign films too. However, my favorite movie, and the best cinematic feature ever conceived is THE LEGO MOVIE!

Shows: All of the Saturday Morning cartoons that raised me in the 90s. Game of Thrones, Boardwalk Empire, The Wire (possibly the greatest show ever created), True Detective, Law and Order: SVU, Neon Genesis: Evangelion, and Adventure Time (such a great show for so many reasons). I don't really watch a lot of tv, but I do watch a lot of sports. Spring time is my favorite time too, because baseball has just begun, and there is tons of Euro league soccer action too. Exciting stuff!!

Music: Older Rap and hip hop like Biggie, Wu Tang, Nas, Mos Def, ATCQ, EPMD, Outkast (when will they reunite?! EDIT: THEY DID IT!!!), and Gangstarr. Jazz, and Funk, 70s, 80s, and early 90s punk rock/heavy metal, new wave, some shoegaze, and some indie stuff too, and I love house music (read: not dubstep).

ON REPEAT

Food: Seafood is the best!! (my family is from New Orleans, and I grew up in Maryland c'mon),
but in reality I like it all except eggplant, and cauliflower.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet access
Catharsis via Art
Good literature/music
my family/friends
My Gpen
Beyonce

AND

Froyo
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The nuances of life, art, the future, sex, society, why I never get to meet any of the famous people that come into my family's restaurant, contemporary art, sex, how 3d printers work, art, modernism, sex, (third wave) feminism, why OkCupid doesn't have a queer option yet (Chris Coyne you fuckin up bruh), the new aesthetic, Why they call it EDM when people dont even dance anymore, all female biker gangs (and whether or not I'm attracted to or terrified of them), sex, whether or not people can actually pick up on all the sarcasm running around on this profile, sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
2 on
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was reading this girl's profile, and in the "I'm really good at section" she put "making eggs." I was cracking up, because I thought this was a very clever joke about her ovaries, but when I asked her about it she thought I was a moron. I still think it is a pretty good joke.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
In reality, if you want to surprise the fuck out of me, because women don't really send out the first message to guys on this site.

Or if my ovary anecdote made you laugh.

Of if you are also a cinephile

Or if you are also a Dipset enthusiast like me.

Or if you have an amazing tumblr that you would like me to check out

Or if you think this could be us but you playin'

Or if you think art is cool

Or if you are a B.C.B.

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