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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 38–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:00pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 7" (1.71m)
Body Type
Judaism but it’s not important
Post grad
Wants kids
English, Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm fun, funny, smart, pretty, interesting, interested, loyal, caring, thoughtful, selfless, creative, spontaneous, a bad speller, a great movie quoter, a great cook, and I'm terribly modest. I am looking for the same qualities in someone else. Especially the loyal part.

I really like what I do and I would hope to meet someone who likes their job.

"My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit."
-Jerry Hall
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a criminal defense attorney. I cannot help you out with your DUI. I mean I could, but I wont.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Driving stick. Actually, driving period...
Making things delicious. Crossword puzzles. Bar Trivia. Banana Bread.
Sewing. I can sew the sh*t out of anything. Button fell off? No problem. Pants need hemming? Easy.
I'm really good at picking out the vegan/vegetarians on this site before reading their profile. *I am NOT a vegetarian or vegan. Not that I have anything against you if you are.
I've been to every no hitter at Yankee Stadium starting with Dave Righetti. So I guess I'm a "good" good luck charm?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have my shit together. No drama. None. Given or tolerated.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: There Will Be Blood, dumb and dumber, windy city heat, the squid and the whale, Goodfellas, Casino, Tootsie, Old Jim Carey NOT NEW JIM CAREY, Rushmore, Paris, Texas, Rounders, Anvil!, In the Name of the Father, Urban Cowboy, Fargo, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Traffic, Ghost World, The Jerk, King of Kong. American Movie. Old Woody Allen NOT NEW WOODY ALLEN (Bananas, Play It Again Sam, Annie Hall, etc.) Coen Bros, Most David Mamet, Most Todd Solondz, The Andersons, (PT and Wes). The Trip- have you seen this yet? See it. I recently saw Keep on Keepin' On. I loved it.

Tv: The Wire-I know, so original.
Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Northern Exposure (RIP), Party Down (RIP), Freaks and Geeks (RIP), Homeland, Prisoners of War, The Honorable Woman, House of Cards.

*** Please stop telling me you don't own a TV. First of all, this isn't a good thing. And Secondly, if you have a computer with internet access, you own a TV.

Books- Team of Rivals, Hammer of the Gods: the Led Zeppelin Saga, the Executioners Song, The Alienist (prob my fav) Killing Pablo, most Philip Roth, most Chuck Klosterman. (We went on a date. I'll tell you about it if you're interested...)I just finished The Beatles: The Biography by Bob Spitz. Loved it. Unbroken, I recently read it and I loved it. Really good.

Music/Radio: Metallica, Tool, Johnny cash, Elvis, Led Zeppelin, Stevie wonder, Guns n Roses, The Doors, Alice in Chains, The Beach Boys, Queen. Love me some Queen. Anything Motown. I LOVE LOVE LOVE The Beatles. LOVE.
I've been really into podcasts lately, Serial, How Did This Get Made, This American Life...

Food: I've been pretty adventurous lately. Spicy is good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Imported British 60-70s music (Led Zeppelin, the Beatles), air conditioner, iPhone (music, phone, podcasts, interwebs and camera in one! I'm so clever) Montauk, and my car.
And Guys- I get it, you're all amazing, and you all apparently hate this question and there isn't anything you can't live without. But just answer the question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-George Harrison.
-I want to go to Japan.
-why does OKC show me guys who are available near "Koreatown"
-that Robert DeNiro went from making the best movies ever to making the worst movies ever.
-What exactly does OK Cupid mean by "mostly vegetarian?" If you are mostly vegetarian, you are not a vegetarian.
-I think it's really weird when people update their profile announcing "I'm married now!" Um, what are you doing on okcupid then?
- Better OKC names than yours. But the clever ones, I really appreciate.
* you should consider changing your OKC name if it contains any of the following words:

OR if your name describes the kind of fancy car you have. For example: DrHamptons_BMW. Yes, this is real.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dinner and a movie, or driving out to Montauk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I answered over 1000 of OKC's questions? BUT... I was stuck on a tarmac for 4 hours. It kept me busy.
I'm a Jew who doesn't like lox.
I tried out for Jeopardy but didn't make the cut. I'm still bitter.
When I was 7 I got kicked out of day camp, rather... I was "asked not to return."
None of these are terribly private.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are available. If you are pondering this, then you're not available.
You aren't looking for a "partner in crime"- what the hell does this really mean anyway? What crimes were you hoping we'd commit together? I'm looking for a partner in fun activities.
You never use the term "me likey."
You'd rather meet for a drink than meet for coffee.
You'll show me what a Cronut is.
You'll teach me something.
You're tall. You automatically get 5 stars if you're 6'2 or taller. Unfair? Perhaps. Sorry.
You know the difference between your and you're.
Your nuts...oh wait no, you're nuts, but in a great fantastic way.
Oh, and you don't LOL. Ever.
You're confident. I like confident men.

You can explain to me every single storyline/moment/character on Game of Thrones.

I'm not a big fan of the phone chat before a date. This may alienate a lot of you, but I think the chit chat should be saved for a first date. I find talking to a complete stranger on the phone to be very awkward and it can ruin the excitement of meeting someone for the first time. But that's just me...

By the way...if I read one more profile that says "I love to laugh..." I might commit OKCupicide.

You should message me if
you think this is funny:

If you do message me, do not expect me to respond if all you write is this:
" hi :) "

Oh, and you know that the damn sun is bigger than the damn earth. Jesus Christ.