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JoJo_Z

40 New York, NY Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 38–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:20pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm fun, funny, smart, pretty, interesting, interested, loyal, caring, thoughtful, selfless, creative, spontaneous, a bad speller, a great movie quoter, a great cook, fair, and I'm terribly modest. I am looking for the same qualities in someone else. Especially the loyal part.

I really like what I do and I would hope to meet someone who likes their job. I've met too many men on this site who hate what they do.

"My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit."
-Jerry Hall
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a criminal defense attorney. I get a lot of questions about this... I represent people (mostly South Americans) who have been extradited to the US from because they have been charged with committing crimes against the US. So no, I cannot help you out with your DUI. I mean I could, but I wont. Also, this doesn't mean that I practice immigration law.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Driving stick. Actually, driving period...
Making things delicious. Crossword puzzles. Bar Trivia. Banana Bread.
I'm really really good at picking out the vegan/vegetarians on this site before reading their profile. *I am NOT a vegetarian or vegan. Not that I have anything against you if you are.
I've been to every no hitter at Yankee Stadium starting with Dave Righetti. So I guess I'm a "good" good luck charm.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know. I've never asked anyone this. Tell me when you meet me.
You'll probably notice how normal I am and that clearly, I have my shit together. No drama. None. Given or tolerated.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: There Will Be Blood, dumb and dumber, windy city heat, the squid and the whale, Goodfellas, Casino, Tootsie, Old Jim Carey NOT NEW JIM CAREY, Rushmore, Paris, Texas, Rounders, Anvil!, In the Name of the Father, Urban Cowboy, Fargo, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Traffic, Ghost World, The Jerk, King of Kong. American Movie. Old Woody Allen NOT NEW WOODY ALLEN (Bananas, Play It Again Sam, Annie Hall, etc.) Coen Bros, Most David Mamet, Most Todd Solondz, The Andersons, (PT and Wes). The Trip- have you seen this yet? See it. I recently saw Keep on Keepin' On. I loved it.

Tv: The Wire-I know, so original.
Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Northern Exposure (RIP), Party Down (RIP), Homeland. My latest favorites are The League, Sons of Anarchy, Orange is the New Black and House of Cards. Oh and True Detective! So good.
I'm a binge watcher- currently watching Twin Peaks for the first time.
*** Please stop telling me you don't own a TV. First of all, this isn't a good thing. And Secondly, if you have a computer with internet access, you own a TV.

Books- Team of Rivals, Hammer of the Gods: the Led Zeppelin Saga, the Executioners Song, The Alienist (prob my fav) Killing Pablo, most Philip Roth, most Chuck Klosterman. (We went on a date. I'll tell you about it if you're interested...)I just finished The Beatles: The Biography by Bob Spitz. Loved it. Unbroken, I recently read it and I loved it. Really good.

Music/Radio: Metallica, Tool, Johnny cash, Elvis, Led Zeppelin, Stevie wonder, Guns n Roses, The Doors, Alice in Chains, The Beach Boys, Queen. Love me some Queen. Anything Motown. I love The Beatles. LOVE.
I've been really into podcasts lately, Serial, How Did This Get Made, This American Life...

Food: spicy. But no Mexican.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Led Zeppelin, air conditioner, iPhone (music, phone, podcasts, interwebs and camera in one! I'm so clever) Montauk, the shuffle option (this may or may not be a metaphor) and my car.
And Guys- I get it, you're all amazing, and you all apparently hate this question and there isn't anything you can't live without. But just answer the question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-George Harrison.
-I want to go to Japan.
-why does OKC show me guys who are available near "Koreatown"
-Why do I continue to watch Treme?
-that Robert DeNiro went from making the best movies ever to making the worst movies ever.
-What exactly does OK Cupid mean by "mostly vegetarian?" If you are mostly vegetarian, you are not a vegetarian.
-I think it's really weird when people update their profile announcing "I'm married now!" Um, what are you doing on occupied then?
- Better OKC names than yours. But the clever ones, I really appreciate.
* you should consider changing your OKC name if it contains any of the following words:
-cum
-suck/suk
-fuck/fuk
-endowed
-oral
-huge
-spank
-lick
- Carlos Danger
-ebola
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dinner and a movie, or driving out to Montauk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I answered over 1000 of OKC's questions? BUT... I was stuck on a tarmac for 4 hours. It kept me busy.
I'm a Jew who doesn't like lox.
I tried out for Jeopardy but didn't make the cut. I'm still bitter.
When I was 7 I got kicked out of day camp, rather... I was "asked not to return."
None of these are terribly private.

I've come to realize I have a hard time saying no. I probably shouldn't be telling you this on a dating website.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are available. If you are pondering this, then you're not available.
You aren't looking for a "partner in crime"- what the hell does this really mean anyway? I'm sorry, what crimes were you hoping we'd commit together? I'm looking for a partner in fun activities.
You never use the term "me likey."
You'd rather meet for a drink than meet for coffee.
You'll show me what a Cronut is.
You'll teach me something.
You're tall. You automatically get 5 stars if you're 6'2 or taller. Unfair? Perhaps. Sorry.
You know the difference between your and you're.
Your nuts...oh wait no, you're nuts, but in a great fantastic way.
Oh, and you don't LOL. Ever.
You're confident. I like confident men. Yeah. You know who you are.

By the way...if I read one more profile that says "I love to laugh..." I might commit OKCupicide.

You should message me if
you think this is funny:
http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule

http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule2

Update:
*** while it's flattering when I get a message saying "someone chose you!" it's really annoying when (a) you seem to be awesome and (b) you live thousands of miles away from me. I am constantly contacted by guys who live in California, Ireland, Tunisia, Spain, Egypt, Kuwait, etc. Please only contact me if you live within, oh, I don't know, a hundred miles of me?

Update to the update: if you message me, do not expect me to respond if all you write is this:
" hi :) "
Unacceptable

If you have photos posted of yourself and you're taking the photo with your cell phone in front of a mirror (usually in a bathroom)...I hope you are posting these as a joke.

You love Uber as much as I do.

Oh, and you know that the damn sun is bigger than the damn earth. Jesus Christ.