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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 12:00pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Sales / Marketing
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
One request, I am unwilling to pay for this shit, so if you like me send a message rather than doing the like thing.
Well, how to describe myself, funnily enough one of the few things I can't accurately describe is myself. You know, that whole thing about the eye or the storm and shit, right? Well, let me try. I am that jackass in the movies, you know that guy who acts all super happy and shit, but has a slightly dark backstory. The one who would rather help you with your problems, and ignore my various addictions, flaws and issues. I try to pretend to be mysterious, or whatever, and can you blame me? I mean what is more cool than the strange, enigmatic shadowy figure? I guess it is because I am trying to augment the dreadfully boring reality of me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, playing video games and actively fighting my part in the war against the war on drugs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking, it is just something that comes naturally to me. If I had less self respect I would become a car salesman.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The don't take me seriously look on my face. The character I assume in order to function in society. I dunno you choose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Let's be honest here, you don't give a fuck what I put here, so I am not going to waste my time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, water, something to do such as listen to such as music or a good show, my free mind, air, and something to think about.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend the majority of my conscious hours thinking about some type of music, comedian and most commonly what to say.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing almost literally nothing, not much of a go out kinda person.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't really have privacy, you wanna know something, just ask.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If I knew what I wanted that would spoil the fun, be creative, genuine and above all else, at least pretend to give a fuck. I can't talk to you if you don't give me anything to work with.