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Joanim93

20 M Grants, NM

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:42pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Welcome to me, I am offensive, crude, unapologetic, opinionated, a paranoid wreck at times, a lovable conspiracy nut, and an esoteric eccentric man with thoughts and tendencies, if exposed, would get me thrown into a nut house (which would be fine with me because crazy people have better personalities anyways. If you cannot tell I enjoy music, much more than the usual headphone jockey :D. I love the heat and the dry weather, so the south west is for me. I have an interest in some sciences, I enjoy debates and deep conversations. I will respond to everybody, but if I need a guide to internet speak to understand you I will give up pretty quickly. I am interested in somebody I can talk to for hours about anything instead of a quick fuck. I don't play this cat and mouse game that women seem so fond of, if you have an interest in me fucking tell me because I will not know otherwise. I don't put up with high school drama, I graduated high school and moved on for a reason. If you are a level-headed, relatively smart, kind, not a bitch person we could make something out of this. Otherwise move along.
What I’m doing with my life
Well as of right now I am finding CNA work, so I can climb up the Nursing ladder. I am going to be a real life Rory Williams with a musical twist, just gotta find two things, an Amy Pond and a Doctor. Accepting applications. Oh and I am apparently fighting a war, and winning, all by sitting around and watching Netflix.
I’m really good at
Well the thing I am best at is using words. I am pretty good being alive, I have done it for 20 years. I am usually good with words, I can also air drum pretty well too. I am also good at confusing people. Pissing people off and watching them flip out is my bread and butter. I am a master troll, so yeah.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smiling and waving at just about anybody I come across, regardless of how I feel, my large headphones blasting music so you can hear it too :D, oh and how derp I look, but you have already come to that conclusion XD.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books range from social commentary to science textbooks to Harry Potter novels. Movies range from cerebral documentaries, historical documentaries, things that most people would die of boredom watching. I tend to watch comedy shows, or things like "How the Universe Works". Doctor Who is a must! Dramas such as NCIS and Breaking Bad, most definitely Fringe. Music is usually Dream Theater (Prog Metal), Bliss n Eso (Underground Rap), Liquid Tension Experiment (Prog Metal), Epica (Symphonic Metal), basically anything that requires talent and thought to compose. I am going to add favorite comedians in here as well because fuck you, they start with the Great George Carlin, Louie C.K., Doug Stanhope and Bill Burr.
The six things I could never do without
Food, water, something to do such as listen to such as music or a good show, my free mind, air, and something to think about.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
There is wayyyyyyy too much going on up here for me to tell you just one thing. At any given point in time I am in three or four different streams of consciousness, which is why I always seem like I am somewhere else. Things like alien life, parallel universes, the building blocks for a utopia, and many other things most people would never even glance over.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing what I do every other night, relaxing, talking and wasting my life on this fucking site.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't really have privacy, you wanna know something, just ask.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–22
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
If you think you can deal with my eccentric tenancies, my esoteric dialect, my constant need for everything to connect to music and my being constantly lost in thought. If you can hold a conversation that has substance, can form your own opinions, can debate with an opposing ideology without getting mad. Oh and you have to not be a bitch, because I like to fuck with people that are too up tight.