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Joanim93

20 M Grants, NM

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
One request, I am unwilling to pay for this shit, so if you like me send a message rather than doing the like thing.
Well, how to describe myself, funnily enough one of the few things I can't accurately describe is myself. You know, that whole thing about the eye or the storm and shit, right? Well, let me try. I am that jackass in the movies, you know that guy who acts all super happy and shit, but has a slightly dark backstory. The one who would rather help you with your problems, and ignore my various addictions, flaws and issues. I try to pretend to be mysterious, or whatever, and can you blame me? I mean what is more cool than the strange, enigmatic shadowy figure? I guess it is because I am trying to augment the dreadfully boring reality of me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, playing video games and actively fighting my part in the war against the war on drugs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking, it is just something that comes naturally to me. If I had less self respect I would become a car salesman.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The don't take me seriously look on my face. The character I assume in order to function in society. I dunno you choose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Let's be honest here, you don't give a fuck what I put here, so I am not going to waste my time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, water, something to do such as listen to such as music or a good show, my free mind, air, and something to think about.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend the majority of my conscious hours thinking about some type of music, comedian and most commonly what to say.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing almost literally nothing, not much of a go out kinda person.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't really have privacy, you wanna know something, just ask.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If I knew what I wanted that would spoil the fun, be creative, genuine and above all else, at least pretend to give a fuck. I can't talk to you if you don't give me anything to work with.