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Joanim93

20 M Grants, NM

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:40pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
One request, I am unwilling to pay for this shit, so if you like me send a message rather than doing the like thing.
Well, how to describe myself, funnily enough one of the few things I can't accurately describe is myself. You know, that whole thing about the eye or the storm and shit, right? Well, let me try. I am that jackass in the movies, you know that guy who acts all super happy and shit, but has a slightly dark backstory. The one who would rather help you with your problems, and ignore my various addictions, flaws and issues. I try to pretend to be mysterious, or whatever, and can you blame me? I mean what is more cool than the strange, enigmatic shadowy figure? I guess it is because I am trying to augment the dreadfully boring reality of me.
What I’m doing with my life
Working and laying around, nothing too exciting.
I’m really good at
Talking, it is just something that comes naturally to me. If I had less self respect I would become a car salesman.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smiling and waving at just about anybody I come across, regardless of how I feel, my large headphones blasting music so you can hear it too :D.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
By far my favorite author is Hunter S. Thompson, but a close second is George Orwell.
Movies range from A Clockwork Orange to Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas to Jurassic Park.
The little television I watch usually consists of The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, American Dad and Futurama.
I will now list the most recent artists who have made love to my ears, Tool, Dream Theater, Bliss n Eso, A Perfect Circle, Epica, Nightwish, System of a Down, Sublime, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rage Against The Machine, The Killers, Queen, The Doors, Weezer, Gorillaz, Avenged Sevenfold, Sublime, Pink Floyd, the list continues ad infinitum.
I enjoy a good cheesy meaty array of mostly unhealthy food. If you have any issue with the meat part I assure you I couldn't give any less of a fuck if I tried.
The six things I could never do without
Food, water, something to do such as listen to such as music or a good show, my free mind, air, and something to think about.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend the majority of my conscious hours thinking about some type of music, comedian and most commonly what to say.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing what I do every other night, relaxing, talking and wasting my life on this fucking site.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't really have privacy, you wanna know something, just ask.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Hey, I am not here to tell you what the fuck to do, you do as you please, and extend me the same courtesy.