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Jobeaasaurus

18 F Poole, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Apr 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hi I'm Jo, straight forward I'm just your average Joe,... ha ha ha!.... I'm funny, chirpy, sarcastic at times, looking for an equally cool and funny guy that I can evidently have an absolute blast with!

If that wasn't enough well I'll let you in on the boring stuff... I'm an art student at the Poole and Bournemouth college, I work at McDonald's... never thought it'd be the case but I've been there for a couple of years now, desperately looking for a care work job because it pays well! I drive a bright orange Chevrolet Matiz! And yes, it has a 0.8 engine, very cheap to fill! so no laughy laughy! haha, after I've paid off my debts, move out and get my qualifications, I plan on backpacking around the world!
I’m really good at
I'm super good at showing myself up! I'm good at painting obviously otherwise I'd be taking the wrong course haha!
The first things people usually notice about me
Here's the chance to be big headed.. Haha! Most of my good friends all say they were quite intimidated by me when they first met me, I don't know how I give that Impression as I'm a happy person! Other than that people notice my eyes because they're big.. Just like my bum!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't have a favourite book or movie. I like lots of genres etc. music I also like a variety bar everything that's in the charts, I can't stand it! Very into nirvana, foo fighters, fall out boy, guns and roses, the killers and more! Haha I'm better at telling you the things I don't like! Food wise I can't stand McDonald's purely because I've been working there for nearly 2 years, I also don't like small tomatoes, or omlets, or scrambled egg, or sausages actually in fact I'm going through a whole fry up here haha, I wouldn't say I don't like them but they make me feel stupidly sick..! Apart from mushrooms I love mushrooms, man they're good.
The six things I could never do without
Cigarettes
Mum
Brothers and sisters
My pals
Sex
Excitement
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I tend to be plotting something when I'm not thinking out loud, always plotting..
On a typical Friday night I am
If I've got money I'm at Poole quay. Not in Bournemouth only rarely. I hate clubbing, unusual for someone so young I know! Or I'm smoking drugs..
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ooh.. I'm going to go with I've usually got bad smelly feet.. That's all ill admit!
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You like having someone to laugh at.. Or with would be better! Haha, and if you like real women, not the fake annoying barbie kind! I'm down to earth I should be given a chance! Haha