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JockoBarbone
41 / M / straight / Single
Pickerington, Ohio
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 9" (1.75m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- —
- Sign
- Aquarius but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Hospitality / Travel
- Income
- Less than $20,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Owns cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Italian (Okay), Russian (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am overachieving, dorky, and creepy.
My Self-Summary
Okay first let me say that yes I know I do not have a pic...I'm
workin on it. In the mean time, I look like nosferatu if he joined
a gym and learned to box...Hey...HEY put down those
tasers!!!!
If by chance you are a family of cannibals then please do not contact me. I am tired of waking up naked and hanging upside down from a support beam wondering how I'm going to get back home in one piece.
Well, I would like to think of myself as an intelligent, nice, healthy uber stud of a male who wants what is real in life...or atleast that is what the voices in my head tell me.
If by chance you are a family of cannibals then please do not contact me. I am tired of waking up naked and hanging upside down from a support beam wondering how I'm going to get back home in one piece.
Well, I would like to think of myself as an intelligent, nice, healthy uber stud of a male who wants what is real in life...or atleast that is what the voices in my head tell me.
What I’m doing with my life
(1) Preparing for the zombie apocalypse....seriously folks it's
right around the corner.
(2) Looking for true love.
(3) Trying everyday to improve myself.
(4) Workin, savin up mah moolah, tryin to enjoy what I have.
(2) Looking for true love.
(3) Trying everyday to improve myself.
(4) Workin, savin up mah moolah, tryin to enjoy what I have.
I’m really good at
I honestly have never thought about this.
The first things people usually notice about me
(1) I do not dress to impress and I'm cool with that.
(2) I am the physical embodiment of dorkiness.
(3) My huge hot and throbbing...intellect.
(2) I am the physical embodiment of dorkiness.
(3) My huge hot and throbbing...intellect.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books = Yeah okay so I still have my comic books from when I was a
kid stashed somewhere but I occasionally read a "grown up"
book.
Movies = I really like chick flicks....the kinda chick flick where zombies invade and the mousey little woman turns into a hellcat who saves a bunch of orphans, kittens, and puppies from being eaten alive by killing all the zombies with a dull butter knife all the time smirking and spitting out a lot of cool catch phrases.....and then dumps her overbearing poopface boyfriend.
Movies = I really like chick flicks....the kinda chick flick where zombies invade and the mousey little woman turns into a hellcat who saves a bunch of orphans, kittens, and puppies from being eaten alive by killing all the zombies with a dull butter knife all the time smirking and spitting out a lot of cool catch phrases.....and then dumps her overbearing poopface boyfriend.
The six things I could never do without
If I answered this you'll all whip out the tasers again!!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The constant ebbing and flowing of the universal energies.
Since I have found OK Cupid I have been thinking about the stalker part of our profiles. Seriously think about it, we can all have stalkers here AND not have to worry about waking up to find someone standing over you with a knife. It is the best of both worlds....I think everyone here on OK Cupid should stalk my profile....Stalk me damn you!!!
Since I have found OK Cupid I have been thinking about the stalker part of our profiles. Seriously think about it, we can all have stalkers here AND not have to worry about waking up to find someone standing over you with a knife. It is the best of both worlds....I think everyone here on OK Cupid should stalk my profile....Stalk me damn you!!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to enjoy myself....contrary to the rumors trying to enjoy
myself has NEVER included sheep in ANY way shape or form!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I nervously look left, than right. Then I lean in conspiratorially
and whisper, "I once had rough sex with a Ford F150."
You should message me if
So I thought about what I want from this site.
(1) I am not looking for sex. I am a very out of the closet carsexual. I am just getting out of a LTR with a Porche.
(2) I am also not looking for love. Well that is sort of a lie. If I ever find a suped up, and tricked out candy apple red 47 Merc then Ima gonna marry that there car. Maybe her and I will even have one or two Buicks.
So I guess I am looking for some friends. Maybe someone to shoot a message or two back and forth in here. Maybe someone to meet in a coffeeshop or a bar and people watch once in awhile.
(1) I am not looking for sex. I am a very out of the closet carsexual. I am just getting out of a LTR with a Porche.
(2) I am also not looking for love. Well that is sort of a lie. If I ever find a suped up, and tricked out candy apple red 47 Merc then Ima gonna marry that there car. Maybe her and I will even have one or two Buicks.
So I guess I am looking for some friends. Maybe someone to shoot a message or two back and forth in here. Maybe someone to meet in a coffeeshop or a bar and people watch once in awhile.
