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29 M Purcellville, VA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:28am
6′ 6″ (1.98m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I recently graduated from ODU with a B.S in in my down time I write (I'm a novelist) while I look through all of my options for a masters (right now its a tie between a M.F.A in creative writing, and a M.A in Philosophy with a focus in Metaphysics)

I am also a published Author/Poet if you feel like reading any of my stuff of hearing my music feel free -
What I’m doing with my life
being the mild mannered marketing coordinator by day and a caped crusader by night (read author). Reading and writing a lot, studying for GREs and exploring new and exciting ways to diversify procrastination.
I’m really good at
Reading, Writing, Philosophical Discussions, answering questions with a story, self depreciation, and being so wholly unfunny that I am in fact hilarious.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height. Yep I am this tall and yes, I am aware that I am huge with tattoos and no, I don't care that you had that black friend that one time, seriously stop being intimidated by me, by the outward things, I assure you, the real monsters are good at hiding.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- Way too many books to name, but I try to stay away from narratives and focus on things that actualize a theory in one way or another.

Movies - All of them. Seriously.

T.V - I love the character driven dramas: The Wire, Sons of Anarchy, Breaking Bad things along that line. My all time favorites would have to be Community and The Cape. It was so good to see a brotha in a superhero context.

oh and of course cartoons like Family Guy and South Park...though I find it increasingly hard to like shows that make fun of things like Honey boo boo.

Music- Old school hip-hop, grunge rock, alternative, jazz, reggae, country, and classical.

Food- I'm not really a foodie...I have a very unsophisticated palette. To be honest I could eat the same thing for the rest of my life and it wouldn't bother me in the least. Just need meat and a side.
The six things I could never do without
pen and paper
a book or video-game
a pillow
a laptop
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Depends on the moment in question really. It could be anything from sex to derivatives.
On a typical Friday night I am
doing stuff (read:not doing stuff)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The lasting way to a man's heart is through his funny bone; not his giggle stick.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I dunno. this might be the hardest question on this whole site.