I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma... wrapped in bacon.
Shum peeper shink I'm raciarry inshenshitive. Dat so sheery.
I believe being nervous or scared is a horrible reason to NOT do something. Similarly, I believe "It's just not ME" is a ridiculous excuse for not trying something new...
I don't get along with close minded, egotistical or materialistic people.
The other night I ordered sushi delivery. I opened my chopsticks to find not two but THREE, count them, one, two, THREE chopsticks! Best night of my life!
I pray to the GAUSOK. A.K.A. the Google Almighty Universal Source Of Knowledge. Whenever I have questions about life... or... how to make a crepe and stuff I just pray to the GAUSOK and he answers all my prayers. All hail GAUSOK.
I have a 2 legged dog named Henry who enthusiastically hops by my side as I walk. Sometimes I "unintentionally" bump him with my leg so he tips over. Then I feel bad and I say "good puppy". He licks my toe cause he can't reach my hand cause I knocked him over earlier in the story. THE END.